by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 05/16/2017 at 21:41
by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 05/16/2017 at 21:41
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If and when Jkm7680 gets a truck, what shall he do to prove it to you people?
Shall he pose on it?
Shall he take it somewhere?
Shall he scream at TheHondaBro?
I will collect responses and make a poll. Because I’m a little bitch who’s bad at making decisions.
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
05/16/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 5
Go and get it stuck and then provide pictures so I may laugh at your misfortune.
"CB" (jrcb)
05/16/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 4
I mean, we’ll hear about everything wrong with it within a week, so you don’t have to do much.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/16/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 1
Scream at TheHondaBro.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 0
I never complained about my cars that weren’t shit. (3)
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/16/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 3
Put cheese and marinara on it.
#truckgate
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 3
I’ll probably do that regardless, but I’ll consider it anyways.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/16/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 2
But you’re not gonna buy it.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/16/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 5
I have a conspiracy theory that jkm bought a truck 12 months ago and has been trolling us this whole time while he writes a huge post showing all the things he’s been doing with his truck while posting about trucks for sale.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0
You’re gonna miss a big opportunity to make me look like a silly goose when I do.
"CB" (jrcb)
05/16/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 2
I wouldn’t be surprised if you had that sentence set as a macro on your keyboard.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0
I will neither confirm, nor deny this statement.
Mostly deny.
Move along.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/16/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 1
Pose on it somewhere, video screaming at HondaBro.
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/16/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 2
Donate it to Porsche9146 as tribute.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/16/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 4
Make a pinup calendar with it in the vein of:
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/16/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 6
Better SR20 that chicken parm
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 0
What am I getting myself into....?
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
05/16/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 4
You need to have someone take your picture standing in front of the truck holding the current newspaper in one hand and the bill of sale in the other hand.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0
Can I be sitting on the hood/roof?
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
05/16/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 0
Of course!
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
05/16/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 1
tailgate. its a truck........
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/16/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 2
#truckenparm
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/16/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 1
Yell at hondabro while posing on it and eating pizza.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/16/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 0
Park it in top of a Prius.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 0
I wish I could do that.
I really do, haha
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/16/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 0
“But I’m not gonna buy it.”
FIFY
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/16/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 2
#scoobgate
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/16/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 0
I almost did it today. Some fucker in a beige Prius parked in my spot
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/16/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0
Mmm I would be angry.
At one of my work garages, I’ve claimed a huge end spot. Whenever somebody takes it from me, I get as close as possible to the thief.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/16/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 0
cannon ball into truck bed hot tub
"boxrocket" (boxrocket)
05/16/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0
Have the Ford* salesperson take a photo of you outside the dealership with a sign with your username and the date sitting in/on your new truck.
*CarMax sales consultants will also do this with your new Ford pickup.
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
05/17/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 0
Drive it onto the Jetta a la Doug.
Screaming at HondaBro is also a viable alternative. It’s your choice.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/17/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 0
I used to have a designated spot in the garage with the Audi, but my truck won’t fit so I had to give it up. I staked my claim on an end spot. Most know it’s mine, but that damn Prius!