This woman needs to buy a lottery ticket. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Bob LeDrew" (bobledrew1)
Published 05/15/2017 at 10:47

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Nobody injured. Holy shit.

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From the Press-Democrat in Sonoma : “According to the CHP, Apol Lansang, 26, of Sonoma, was driving her Malibu south on Highway 101, near Geysers Road when she was struck by the northbound Sequoia being driven by Kevin Fenty, 27, of Huntington Beach, that drifted across the highway into Lansang’s lane.”


Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/15/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 6

Looks at image “that doesn’t look so bad”

Looks at video “holy shit!”

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
05/15/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 2

How in the hell does that even happen?

And two, what kind of asshat just walks through a accident scene videoing and not bothering to help?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/15/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0

how

just how

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/15/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 3

Looks like there was already tons of help? And like they were (smartly) not moving the driver until the paramedics got there.

As for how the crash happened, I have no idea. it’s on the wrong side for a head on collision, I didn’t see any place where she could have been making a left turn across traffic, and I didn’t see any pole or other obstacle that could have sheered that off.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/15/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 3

There’sat least a dozen other people there who seem to have the situation well in hand (I even saw one with nitrite gloves which suggests medical training). It’s possible/probable he doesn’t have the knowledge to lend any more assistance than what’s being provided. We also don’t know what he may have done before the video started or after it ended.

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
05/15/2017 at 11:57, STARS: 0

Holy hell!

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/15/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 3

Today I learned CHP doesn’t know the difference between an Impala and a Malibu.

Kinja'd!!! "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
05/15/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

They’re both lucky they didn’t get Impalad .

Kinja'd!!! "Lokiparts" (lokiparts)
05/15/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 3

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my response too.

Like I genuinely cannot fathom how it is possible to split a car in half lengthwise with something as blunt as a full sized SUV.

Kinja'd!!! "Apol" (101apol)
07/08/2017 at 04:31, STARS: 1

That day surely is a miracle to me.