by "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
Published 05/15/2017 at 03:07
by "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
Published 05/15/2017 at 03:07
Tags: The joys of home ownership
STARS: 1
Fuck ‘em
This is not my bamboo, encroaching upon my innocent be’tarped Audi 4000 and BMW 2002 parts. This is his, on my side of the fence. He rents, and has made the entire back yard an insane bamboo grove complete with loud-ass irrigation system and illegal residence shack (which, oddly, was until recently occupied by a pretty cool dude, the only one on that property) which no one will do anything about because we’re in the unincorporated wild west, and he has a history of being a complete shitbag. One word: Pomeranians. Fucking dogs have fucking papers. I cleared this side of the house to prevent water intrusion before the last round of storms, there was nothing. This is less than 3 weeks growth. So, I chopped them just a bit above ground level and filled the rest with Pro Roundup, filled them with an entirely excessive amount of Roundup. See how his shit likes that. I’ve had little shooters over the property line before, but nothing this big, so it’s time to go nuclear. Might need to guerilla Roundup some on his side.
"TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
05/15/2017 at 03:18, STARS: 0
If you can’t get rid of them, Tordon RTU. But use gloves and seriously only put a few drops on. It will kill mature trees and you don’t want animals ingesting it.
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
05/15/2017 at 03:32, STARS: 10
Time to salt the earth...heavy metal style. Break out the mercury, lead, cadmium salts, dissolve in water and soak the ground liberally. Pour battery acid everywhere. Bury some pitchblende on his side of the fence. Don’t forget to apply enough to qualify for groundwater contamination.
Or just buy a panda
"bingham123" (bingham123)
05/15/2017 at 05:33, STARS: 2
salt, salt everything.
we had a neighbor who was a douche of the highest order and refused to do anything about the weeds/ japanese knotweed and i poured atleast 3 5 gallon buckets of salt over the fence and it killed everything. withing about 6 foot. make sure you water it after to hide the “evidence”
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/15/2017 at 07:07, STARS: 0
Wow. I had heard bamboo grows fast, but daaaaamn!
"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
05/15/2017 at 07:11, STARS: 9
Looks like you’ve been bamboozled.
"Jobjoris" (Jobjoris)
05/15/2017 at 07:58, STARS: 2
Bambu is great. Grows quick. Floats. Rigid. Annoys your neighbors to the max. Bambu FTW!
Usually I’d answer with
but this is terribly close to important 2002 stuff. Too close.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/15/2017 at 08:21, STARS: 0
Panda always necessarily demonstrably answer.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/15/2017 at 08:21, STARS: 0
On the other hand, this is the perfect setting for a wire-fu showdown between you and your neighbor.
"LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
05/15/2017 at 10:25, STARS: 1
Nothing about 5-10 gallons of diesel fuel soaked into the ground won’t fix.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
05/16/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 0
wild west eh.....
*hold my beer*
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lol I would have chopped that shit up forever ago