E9Xs, ranked

Kinja'd!!! by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 05/14/2017 at 23:09

Tags: Opinions are like Assholes
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4th: E93. Because convertibles are dumb.

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3rd: E92. Because it really doesn’t look that good, even as an M3.

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2nd: E91. Because no M3 version.

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1st: E90. Because it’s the best.


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/15/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 2

This is like the Juke-fiasco, except better because it’s not a Juke

Kinja'd!!! "phenotyp" (phenotyp)
05/15/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 2

Counterpoint: E92 335.

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Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
05/15/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 1

Best E90 is always sedan.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/15/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 0

Convertibles are not dumb and the convertible is the E93 which I’m assuming is what you meant and only typed E92 for both the convertible and coupe as a typo.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/15/2017 at 01:23, STARS: 0

Whoops. I guess this shows how little I care about it.

I’m too pale for them.

Kinja'd!!! "ptak appreciates old racecars" (racecarptak)
05/15/2017 at 04:33, STARS: 6

“3rd: E92. Because it really doesn’t look that good, even as an M3.”

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Kinja'd!!! "Montalvo" (m5goesroundtheoutside)
05/15/2017 at 07:28, STARS: 6

Hey, I caught a small typo but it’s no big deal.

1st: E90  E92. Because it’s the best

3rd: E92  E90. Because it really doesn’t look that good, even as an M3.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
05/15/2017 at 08:33, STARS: 2

Luckily you posted an E90 LCI, if you posted otherwise I’m forced to hunt you down, abduct you and lock you in a Juke forever.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/15/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 0

Not a typo.

However, this is also why I’m using the tag I did.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/15/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 1

Meh. Would rather 4 doors.

Kinja'd!!! "Montalvo" (m5goesroundtheoutside)
05/15/2017 at 08:57, STARS: 2

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Just messing with you lol. I own an E92 and therefore am inherently biased and also correct.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/15/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0

Spoken like a true BMW owner!

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
05/15/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

It’s funny I’ve always preferred 4 door versions of cars that could be had either way... but for some reason I love the 2 door version of this.

Kinja'd!!! "jonny11quest" (jonny11quest)
05/16/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1

Good list. I agree. Mostly because I picked up an E90 yesterday.

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
05/21/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 0

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4th: E90, last place mainly because of its ugly butt.

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3rd: E91, would be higher but it doesn’t have an M3 equivalent.

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2nd: E93, don’t normally like convertibles, but it has the best roofline.

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1st: E92, because it’s the best.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/21/2017 at 18:52, STARS: 0

You get part marks for trying, but your opinion is wrong.