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Kinja'd!!! by "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
Published 05/14/2017 at 08:21

Tags: Planelopnik
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Australian national airline Qantas is holding a competition to name its new fleet of 787s. The theme is “Australian icons”. There doesn’t seem to be a requirement that only Australians can enter.

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There’s SO much potential here, but I’m running with”The Last of the V8 Interceptors”.

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Replies (23)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/14/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 5

you need to think like us, so i suggest Reg Ansett

(he started rival Ansett Airlines)

Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
05/14/2017 at 08:28, STARS: 1

I’m also tempted by “Spirit of SummerNats”: could make for an awesome piece of nose art.

Kinja'd!!! "Leon711" (leon711)
05/14/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 0

Rolf Harris?

Kinja'd!!! "Leon711" (leon711)
05/14/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 0

What about Adam Hills? Probably the most famous Australian in the UK after Rolf Harris.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
05/14/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 1

My votes are:-

G’day

Strewth

Vegemite

The Great Barrier Reef

Uluru

Sydney Harbour Bridge

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/14/2017 at 08:48, STARS: 0

yeah Adam Hills would be great but i’d be happy to see Rolf Harris get shivved in the shower

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/14/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 0

considering he only died this week just gone, Lou Richards perhaps (Collingwood player)

Steve Waugh maybe.

David Boon even.

Kinja'd!!! "DrJohannVegas" (drjohannvegas)
05/14/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 6

“Planey McPlaneface” it is, then.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/14/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 0

Simpson

Frasier

Glasshouse

York

Big red

Flattery

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/14/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 4

Peter Brock

Drop Bear

Mad Max

That’s not a knife

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
05/14/2017 at 10:21, STARS: 0

Mad Max

Ute

Hold me kangaroo down, sport

Drop Bear

Taz

Kinja'd!!! "Leon711" (leon711)
05/14/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

I wouldn’t be unhappy if it happened, but I don’t want to *see* it.

Kinja'd!!! "X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
05/14/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

Matilda

Fosters

Kookaburra

Cobber

Digger

Barbie

AnZac

Oz

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
05/14/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 0

2SEXY?

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/14/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0

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Jacko.

Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
05/14/2017 at 18:53, STARS: 1

“That’s not a knife” is a good one; worthy of Iain M Banks . You’d really want to paint it on the side of one of their shiny new F35s rather than a 787 though.

By all accounts Brocky, though a genius driver, was a complete A-hole in regular life. If I was Quantas I think I’d rather be running with Sir Jack Brabham. Actually that one’s probably even a serious possibility, now I thnk about it. Three times world champion and the only person ever to win a championship as both driver and constructor; he’s earned it.

Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
05/14/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 0

Also: You’re too late.

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Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
05/14/2017 at 19:02, STARS: 0

Nah, that’s a Brit thing.

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Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
05/14/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 1

Apparently you should be working at Qantas: about half of those are the examples they came up with themselves:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/92576191/qantas-considers-naming-its-new-dreamliner-vegemite-among-others

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
05/14/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0

I did change three of them as it wanted names that weren’t trade marked or licenced.

There also had to be eight suggested names. I think I had Sydney Harbour Bridge, etc... land marks and historic regions.

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
05/14/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 1

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Are you sure about that?

Kinja'd!!! "Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
05/14/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 1

I must have lucked out then - it didn’t reject any of mine. But I went with dead people and phrases. I did wonder how they were going to get away with Vegemite etc.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/14/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0

Well fuck me

I didn’t realise