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Kinja'd!!! by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 05/13/2017 at 22:01

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how to dad:

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get it so that your son will calm down and fall asleep to Pink Floyd

even my wife has accepted this as the method

his next lesson:

Kinja'd!!!

A couple times my girls have asked some pretty simple questions that have insanely complex answers and its kinda funny to get about 20 seconds into your explanation and just see the blank looks on their faces.


Replies (11)

Kinja'd!!! "LastFirstMI is my name" (donstone13)
05/13/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 6

I was explaining Star Wars to my 4 year old daughter when she asks “why are there bad people?” in an existential sort of way.

Umm go ask your mother.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/13/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 1

When my son was in the belly I would play Pulse and he would kick and squirm a ton. Now he’s two and he loves it!

Dad high five!

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/13/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 2

one of mine asked if she will die. i think i gave a 45 second ahhhhhhhh......

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
05/13/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0

Today my 16 month old was watching Sesame Street when I started watching a video of Stevie Ray Vaughan playing Voodoo Chile on my phone. He stopped watching Grover, and walked over to watch Stevie instead. It was probably my finest dadding moment so far.

Kinja'd!!! "Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
05/13/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 0

Does your copy of Pulse have the flashing LED in the dust jacket?

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
05/13/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 0

I take pride in knowing that the first band my son shook his diapered butt back and forth on the floor to was ZZ Top.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/14/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

YUP!

Kinja'd!!! "Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
05/14/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 0

Did you by chance catch them in concert on that tour? I saw them at Texas Stadium (since destroyed) and it was a fantastic show. It rained HEAVILY which only made it cooler. Lasers + rain = winning.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/14/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 0

I have yet to see them live. Bucket list item for sure.

Kinja'd!!! "Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
05/14/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0

Roger Waters is touring this summer.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/14/2017 at 18:54, STARS: 0

Might have to look into that. I’ve Gilmour. Good stuff but super low key.