Damnit!

Kinja'd!!! by "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
Published 05/13/2017 at 15:41

Tags: Damnit! ; meepster
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Parked at Aldi to buy groceries. Came out to this:

Kinja'd!!!

Time to find some 296A Alpine White touchup paint.


Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
05/13/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

chiiiing!

Kinja'd!!! "jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
05/13/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 1

People are assholes....

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
05/13/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 0

I too have had my vehicle hit in an Aldi parking lot. Hopefully the shopping cart stole their quarter.

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
05/13/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0

what’s the problem?

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
05/13/2017 at 16:00, STARS: 0

Indeed. Si puedo hablar al cabròn quien lo hace...

My Spanish is terrible.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/13/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 0

That is not going to buff out.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
05/13/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 1

True. It’s gouged the whole way to the plastic on the rear bumper. Maybe it’s time to rhino line the bottom half of the car.

Kinja'd!!! "Furik" (furik)
05/13/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 0

Why isn’t driving while using your phone on this list?

^ phrased that way for a reason.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
05/13/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/13/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0

Hey we match!

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
05/13/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
05/13/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 0

we were at the assisted living facility where my grandmother was in hospice care. after she took her last breath, and we got everything in place, we left and my aunt found someone had backed into her Fusion (popping out the sides of the bumper cover, and bending the trunklid hinges so it didn’t close fully) and drove off.

Never in my life have I wanted that badly to track someone down and give them a savage beating.

Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
05/13/2017 at 17:45, STARS: 0

Damn, sorry man that sucks

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
05/13/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 0

Don’t you also drive a white FIAT 1.4t hatchback? Or am I thinking about a different opponaut?

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
05/13/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 0

It’s a jeep, you rhino line the whole thing.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/13/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0

That’s me. Decided to grab a Tercel as well once I figured out the cost of a roof rack on the Fiat. Then I got too busy to fix the Tercel.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/13/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 0

Kinja being kinja this looked like it was on Zoids repair post. The Fiat got scraped like your car in the parking lot at work too. I hate people who do crap like that.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/13/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 1

:(

I swear Aldi parking lots are the worst... even worse than WalMart or even the ghetto grocery stores.

But hey, at least there’s no way a loose cart will hit you, because everyone just gotta get that quarter back!

Kinja'd!!! "xyzabc" (stackofoldwood)
05/14/2017 at 07:03, STARS: 0

You parked on their lawn?

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
05/14/2017 at 07:38, STARS: 0

Interesting aside: in this particular Aldi parking lot while my wife and I were grocery shopping were 2 Hyundai Equus’ and a Genesis 5.0.

It seemed fitting.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
05/14/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 0

I don’t know how it’s possible to get worse than these places. No Aldis here, so I’ll have to wait to see/experience this. Definitely won’t be parking my car at one, though.