by "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
Published 05/12/2017 at 13:19
Tags: I'm bored
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Different contractions for the same phrase. “It isn’t”, or “It’s not”. Two different ways of saying “It is not”.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/12/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 3
It snot.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/12/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 3
‘
T
’
ain
’
t
is the only word I can think of that requires three apostrophes and also refers to your perianal region.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/12/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 2
Also “’tisn’t”, which is a British contraction of a contraction.
"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
05/12/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1
The funny thing is, the contractions are only a stroke of the spacebar shorter.
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
05/12/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 1
That’s a prime example of why I love/hate English
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
05/12/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 0
Contractions of contractions are great too
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/12/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1
Like “Why does ‘anger’ have a hard G, but all similar words are soft G?”
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/12/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1
“If you had not done that, then we would not have had to have this discussion, but since you have, we have to have it.”
I once said something like that to a coworker and quickly became distracted by how beautifully stupid this language is.
"Nibbles" (nibbles)
05/12/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0
Like “Why is Gift a hard G and GIF is soft?”
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/12/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 1
Choosy moms choose GIF! (I’ve used GIF longer than any other image format and have always used hard G...until now)