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Kinja'd!!! by "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
Published 05/12/2017 at 13:19

Tags: I'm bored
STARS: 1


Different contractions for the same phrase. “It isn’t”, or “It’s not”. Two different ways of saying “It is not”.


Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/12/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 3

It snot.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/12/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 3

‘ T ’ ain ’ t is the only word I can think of that requires three apostrophes and also refers to your perianal region.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/12/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 2

Also “’tisn’t”, which is a British contraction of a contraction.

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
05/12/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1

The funny thing is, the contractions are only a stroke of the spacebar shorter.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
05/12/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 1

That’s a prime example of why I love/hate English

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
05/12/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 0

Contractions of contractions are great too

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/12/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1

Like “Why does ‘anger’ have a hard G, but all similar words are soft G?”

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/12/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1

“If you had not done that, then we would not have had to have this discussion, but since you have, we have to have it.”

I once said something like that to a coworker and quickly became distracted by how beautifully stupid this language is.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
05/12/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 0

Like “Why is Gift a hard G and GIF is soft?”

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/12/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 1

Choosy moms choose GIF! (I’ve used GIF longer than any other image format and have always used hard G...until now)