Another hail victim

Kinja'd!!! by "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
Published 05/12/2017 at 12:14

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All the feels for this guy.


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Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
05/12/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 1

Awwww man... So many good cars down! Stupid hail.

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
05/12/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0

What’s the news on the Abarth and Tercel?

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/12/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 1

Tercel doesn’t look much worse than it already did! Still waiting to hear from insurance on the Abarth. I should hopefully have a new window next week but I might be driving a golf ball for awhile.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/12/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 0

He has temp tags, too. Rear window gone, front is cracked, massive dents all over.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
05/12/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

Speed dimples. I think I’d just be like fuck it time to make it a track toy.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
05/12/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0

The dimples on a golf ball make it more aerodynamic anyways.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/12/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1

I’m wondering what the new windows will cost him though...

Ahh, kinja. Couldn’t see this was in response to mine. At least a white car should be golfballed? I’m thinking of replacing the “Abarth” side decals with “titleist”

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/12/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 1

I doubt he can afford it!

We’re plotting a LeMons car for a coworker’s Acura though. It got hit pretty bad and had no insurance.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/12/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 1

Well maybe it’s the same glass as a 240SX.

BTW I what’s up with the blue horse with red eyes at DIA? That is downright satanic. I don’t hate it, it’s just very very tasteless.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/12/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 1

Oh god, that’s actually a huge controversy here. It actually killed the sculptor when a piece of the horse fell on him.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
05/12/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 2

It only has red eyes when it’s pissed. WHAT DID YOU DO?

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/12/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0

See, horses are dangerous.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/12/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0

I bet this was the owner dream car since he was 12 playing GT2, and now it’s all banged up. Hope he had good insurance.

Which makes me wonder does it cost more to insure an imported car like that? You’d think so.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/12/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 1

I think Doug did an article about it. Collector car insurance or something? You certainly wouldn’t want it covered as a 25-year-old 240SX.

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
05/12/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/15/2017 at 00:30, STARS: 0

are we sure its hail?

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/15/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 0

The whole car is dimpled, the guy is local to the area the photo is taken (which had 2-3 inch hail last Monday), and my car has a matching dimpled exterior and broken rear window. So...yes.

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/15/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 0

I couldn’t tell from the photo about the additional damage. Seeing only a back window broken could mean anything like Tiger Woods’ hot ex-wife did to his car’s back window. :P

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/15/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 1

You could have just trusted that, having seen the car in person, I had clearly seen hail damage. Not to mention that you also missed several other posts about hail in this area.

And how hot or not hot Tiger Woods’ ex-wife is/was is irrelevant to everything.

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/15/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 0

I was tired yesterday though couldn’t read all the posts.

And the ex wife thing was only relevant in that broken window aspect (it was bad joke I guess as she broke his SUV window because he was cheating on her)

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/15/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 1

I’m sorry, I’m pretty grumpy today anyway and I feel like the world is second guessing everything I say! But as you missed it, we did get slammed here. Lots of dimpled cars and probably 25% of our parking lot had broken windows. We’ve seen the Skyline on the road and think he lives nearby (and apparently has no garage). When we saw the car in the parking lot later we went to go see if he was a hail victim too. At least he has a carbon fiber hood so only 2/3 was golf-balled?

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/15/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 0

Yeah where I live, its probably never gonna hail. Plenty of rain & sweltering heat but no hail or blizzards.

Just watch some dave chappelle making jokes, that usually cheers almost anyone up. (or president obamas anger translator Luther)