by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 05/12/2017 at 11:15
by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 05/12/2017 at 11:15
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ring ring
Me: Hello this is OPPOsaurus
Phone: Yes I’m calling from the FBI
Me: I swear I didn’t do it
They were calling about a guy who got a bunch of investors together on a project we were designing and then took their money and ran. It was like the 3rd or 4th time he had pulled this stunt.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
05/12/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 4
wtf, I can’t even get away with using an expired coupon more than once...
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/12/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 1
That’s the moment where you go “Imma just sit here quietly with my hands on my knees the rest of the day just in case”
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/12/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
05/12/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 2
I would have been like, “hey, while I’ve got you on the phone, what do you think about this whole Comey thing...”.
"NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/15/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 0
If the normal knock on the door doesn’t work, thats what that huge truck is for (notice I didn’t mention using any methods before using the truck because FBI :P)
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/15/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 0
funny thing, they just came to my office. we answered when they knocked.