by "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
Published 05/11/2017 at 10:02
by "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
Published 05/11/2017 at 10:02
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mostly because a vise can be easily released
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
05/11/2017 at 10:08, STARS: 2
Forged steel makes for a very bad cock ring.
"PS9" (PS9)
05/11/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 0
Why would someone put their penis inside this?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/11/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 5
I mean, it’s an Ajay not a Vjay.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/11/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 0
I would suspect beer was involved.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
05/11/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1
Somebody should send this to him on Twitter or wherever. This would make for a highly entertaining 3 minute rant video.
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
05/11/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 2
Novice. Those in the know stick to crescent wrenches for obvious reasons.
"AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
05/11/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 2
I imagine it was all due to a confusion between British Standard Whitworth and metric measurements: obviously born before 1970, when Oz converted to metric?
"Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
05/11/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 0
Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa “She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it’s still hooked on but now it shoots to quick!”
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/11/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 1
I’m a little disturbed that they said this kind of call is not uncommon for them. Those Tweed Heads folk have some strange kinks.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/11/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 0
no doubt. obvi he took the time to measure his peen prior to insertion, but didn’t correctly convert his metric dik measurements in comparison to the older imperial spanner he had available
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/11/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 0
I’ve not found a twitter for him, only youtube comments appear to be available.
but if you can find a reasonable place to share it, I’m sure he’d enjoy it
"AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
05/11/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 1
Or rather optimistically decided it was “close enough”. Bad form, that.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
05/11/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 1
I could have sworn he has mentioned a twitter.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/11/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 6
I think the real takeaway from the article is that there is a standard practice for this. Meaning that this is not the first time a man has gotten his tool stuck in a tool.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/11/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 0
“looks close enough... welp, only one way to know for sure...”
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/11/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 2
someone probably had to document (write AND ILLUSTRATE!) a standard operating practice for this
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/11/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0
I found a tumbler, http://arduinoversusevil.tumblr.com/ , and reddit without posts, https://www.reddit.com/r/arduinoversusevil/ , and instructables, http://www.instructables.com/member/arduinoversusevil/ , and of course his patereon
but no twitter
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
05/11/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0
AvE subreddit? I believe he checks it from time to time.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/11/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0
no harm
https://www.reddit.com/r/ave/comments/6akrxh/keep_your_dck_in_a_vise_not_a_spanner/
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/11/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 7
r/justlimpedintotheshop
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/11/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 2
r/justcalledoutforhelpfromthebackroom
r/justusedgojoaslube
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/11/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 1
Instructions unclear
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
05/11/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1
How do people not kill themselves over embarrassments like this?
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/12/2017 at 05:51, STARS: 0
that be New South Wales for ya.