by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 05/11/2017 at 01:59

No Tags
STARS: 7

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Travelling in a fried-out Volvo
On a rally trail, head full of Oppo
I met a strange oppo, he made me nervous
He took me in and gave me breakfast
And he said:

“Do you post from a land down under
Where Oppos glow and FP plunder
Can’t you post, can’t you hear the shitpost
You better run, you better take cover.”

Buying toyotas from a man in Colorado
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
He just smiled and gave me a manual transmission
And he said:

“Do you post from a land down under
Where Oppos glow and FP plunder
Can’t you post, can’t you hear the shitpost
You better run, you better take cover.”

Lying in a wagon in Georgia
With a weird car, and not much to say
I said to the man, “Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come to buy your old rusty car”
And he said:

“Do you post from a land down under
Where Oppos glow and FP plunder
Can’t you post, can’t you hear the shitpost
You better run, you better take cover.”

Replies (3)

"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
05/11/2017 at 02:42, STARS: 0

seriously though, the real lyrics to this song blow ass. the rhyming is awful.

nervous-breakfast

language-sandwich

>: [

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/11/2017 at 03:47, STARS: 0

i laughed.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/11/2017 at 07:53, STARS: 0

I think Komby works better in the first line