Long Live Lincoln

Kinja'd!!! by "JR1" (type35bugatti)
Published 05/10/2017 at 21:07

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Kinja'd!!!

‘’Tis a great company.


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Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/10/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 5

‘twas a great company

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Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
05/10/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 2

That’s completely lost in the modern world.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/10/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 1

Used to be. Then they made a Taurus with a V8 and called it a Continental

Kinja'd!!! "Frank W. Doom" (frankwdoom)
05/10/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0

barf

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/10/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 0

On the one hand, yeah, okay. On the other hand, V8 TAURUS HOON

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/10/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0

There can be only one V8 Taurus!

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Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/10/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 0

Googling “ugly lincolns” was not a wise move.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/10/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 0

Those tires are a lot bigger than they look . The ones on a ‘58-’60 are even bigger. The tires on a brand new base Escalade are only 32" diameter, the Lincolns are 29"/30", roughly.

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/10/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 0

Every company has the worst car this just happens to be Lincolns

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/10/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 1

There’s room for more than one version of a joke, even within the same sort of joke. Ford has whole departments working on new jokes daily.

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/10/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0

The crossovers are quite good, the new Navigator looks promising, in the Continental isn’t bad either

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/10/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

You looking at new tires for the Capri?

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/10/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 2

Saw a new Conti behind me on Monday. Looked good in the wild.

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/10/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0

I agree. I’ve seen a few. Must be selling pretty good

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/10/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0

Like the Mark LT

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/10/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 0

I looked them up ages ago just so I’d know what I’d have to budget. Spoiler: A good bit. Not ready to cut - I don’t have the roof steel up over the operating table yet and the Galaxie is trying to pirahna my wallet one little bite at a time.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/10/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

That explains why so many people run huuuge wheels in them. They look terrible.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/10/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

The Blackwood is still the best joke of the 2000s, bar none. The ‘80s are a tough fight between the EXP (and the Probe) and Mustang rear suspension.

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/10/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 0

Roof? What’s wrong with the roof? It just needed a headliner I thought

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/10/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

I do love the design of the MKX, and MKC. Quite handsome for crossovers.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/10/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

I mean the workshop roof. I have a whole area that I’ll be putting it up on subframe cribbing in, and I don’t have a roof up over that area yet. I’ve got trusses and some other parts, but I don’t have the front wall posts in place...

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/10/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 0

I still like the MKT. I’d rather have a Flex, but it some one handed me an Exoboost MKT I’d drive it. Heck I’d choose a boosted MKT over an NA Flex.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/10/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 1

It’s easy to do. The bolt pattern is a 5/5.5, which means that anything tasteless available for a Ram or a Jeep (which is a LOT) will fit, pretty much. With how expensive the original mattresses are, tempting to a lot of people to go RIMZ.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
05/10/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0

The MKC with the 2.3 is the only redeeming part of the lineup.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/10/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 0

Nice drivetrain with a pretty decent interior... But those front ends make the Lexus predator grill and Acura’s Beak look like works of art

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/10/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 1

Yeah this version of the “waterfall” is terrible. The MKZ,MKC, and current gen MKX nailed it tho

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/10/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 0

My mistake! It’s unfortunate the Galaxie is being a pirahna, but all old cars always are.

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/10/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 0

Reasonable minds will disagree I suppose

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/10/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

Well, at the end of the day I’ll have a nearly new 54 year old car for cheaper than a payment plan per month on anything made this century, right? #PowerOfPositiveThinking

But seriously, the front suspension should be tight now (more, once I install a crank brace), the rear will be pretty tight when I replace the shocks ($22 per, pfft), and as of today it should be as solid a runner engine-, axle-, and trans-wise as it’s going to get. I’ve got the new door seals to install tomorrow, and those and a new headliner and carpet should make it pretty quiet inside and out.

Now if I can just replace that motor mount, fix the leaking radiator, and make sure of the alignment (a little wacky, it’s been in a fender bender ages ago), and do my rust fixes, exhaust, carpet, and headliner, I’ll be basically *done*. That seems like a big list, but it’s not bad at all. Paint job some number of miles down the road - not pressing.

Kinja'd!!! "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
05/10/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0

Now, I won’t have that. My Intech Continental was a great car. Eons ahead of where any American car had right to be in the mid 1990s.

Kinja'd!!! "C62030" (c62030)
05/10/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 2

If a car could look like the word “boulevard,” this would be it.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/10/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 0

It wasn’t a Continental though.

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/11/2017 at 07:22, STARS: 0

That actually doesn’t seem that bad. Good luck!