Had a set back doing yard work

by "vondon302" (vondon302)
Published 05/10/2017 at 20:29

Tags: Yikes...
STARS: 1

This thing was huge. Well for Michigan at least.

That’s a 2x6 board.

Replies (15)

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
05/10/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 6

I’m assuming your yard is still ablaze right?

"Jcarr" (jcarr)
05/10/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 14

Sorry for the loss of your yard.

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
05/10/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 0

LOoks like a wolf spiders. Those thing are mean. And yuge.

"vondon302" (vondon302)
05/10/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 0

Don’t know. I’m far away.

"vondon302" (vondon302)
05/10/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 1

Fricking thing squirted something at me too. Thicker than webbing.

Found it when I tipped this over.

"vondon302" (vondon302)
05/10/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 0

Thanks. It happens

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/10/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 5

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/10/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0

I reached into a bag of microfibers I keep in my garage. Instead of a microfiber, I brushed my hand against one of those fuckers.

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/10/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 3

NOPE

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/10/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0

My only reaction was “huh” upon seeing it was a spider.

It’s probably still in there.

"vondon302" (vondon302)
05/10/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 1

Double yikes!

"user314" (user314)
05/10/2017 at 21:03, STARS: 1

Hang on, I got it

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

"willblake" (willblake1172)
05/10/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 1

That beast’s cousins stalk me at the front door. When I open it, then try to run inside the house...and they’re fast. I leave their corpses scattered around as a message to other potential infiltrators.

"LastFirstMI is my name" (donstone13)
05/10/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 1

Creepiest thing ever- once I stepped on one of these, and apparently their little hatchling baby spiders ride on them for a while, so like 1000 little spiders crawled onto my shoe. I may or may not have squeaked like a little girl while jumping backwards out of my skin.

"vondon302" (vondon302)
05/11/2017 at 06:22, STARS: 0

I’m squeling in my head thinking about that.