Maybe he only speaks whale.

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Published 05/10/2017 at 16:14

Tags: TESLA MODEL HUMPBACK
STARS: 14


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Mooo... Weeee neeeed... ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon. Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons? 

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Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/10/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 4

Prime example of a car that looks *far worse* in person than it does in photos. It looks like the offspring of a Model S and and old Toyota Sienna, that’s been living on fast food and taking steroids but *not* working out.

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
05/10/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 1

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EggCar

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/10/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 5

I cannot understand why some people think that turd looks good. I’ve said many times that it looks like a bloated whale carcass. “Wait until you see it in person,” people said. Yep, still looks like a bloated whale carcass.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/10/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 1

Every one I’ve seen in person has seemed bloated, but the blue paint on this just drove home the whale carcass comparison.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/10/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 1

Yeah, I can see that. It’s a pretty color, but on such a horrible shape.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/10/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0

Obviously a dentist. I’d be concerned it if were an eye doctor.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/10/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 1

What this is...is the worlds faster minivan. If thats your jam, own it and roll with it.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/10/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0

Also the world’s most expensive minivan, too—

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/10/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 2

“wait until you see it in person”?? I thought looked ‘meh’ in pictures - then I saw it in person and all I could think was “man that’s enormous”.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
05/10/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 0

it looks as dumb and stupid as any other cross over. at least this one can be fast?

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/10/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 0

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/worlds-fastest-minivan-1789199917

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/10/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 1

ayup

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
05/10/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 0

It is highly viewing angle dependant.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/10/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 0

Yeah. From some angles it looks terrible, and from others it looks even worse.