Hey There, Handsome

Kinja'd!!! by "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
Published 05/09/2017 at 20:07

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I got bored leaving work and took this picture with my iPhone’s portrait mode, but I don’t know if it did anything special.

Kinja'd!!!

Here’s one I took without portrait mode:

Kinja'd!!!

I probably should have tried harder to get the same distance and such, but whatever. I guess the first one looks a little nicer? No idea, I’m no photographer. Philosopher? Sure. Pornographer? Of course. But not a photographer.


Replies (4)

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
05/09/2017 at 20:15, STARS: 0

To think that you considered selling it! Tsk tsk. I’ve no doubt that it would be highly offended.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/09/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 2

Portrait mode tries to mimic the shallow depth of field effect of using a lens with a wide aperture on a real camera, using the iPhone’s dual lens camera. You can’t really see the effect here for 2 reasons:

The subject has to be relatively close to the camera and on one general plane. The front-to-back depth of the Land Cruiser is kinda big here.

The background is almost all one big blown highlight so there’s no detail to blur anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
05/09/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 1

Because I’m a bad person I’m still considering it. Basically, everything in my life is for sale all the time always, except maybe my wife and son. Maybe.

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
05/09/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 0

There we go. You’re as knowledgeable a photographer as I am a pornographer.