5-door Corolla for sale

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 05/09/2017 at 10:24

Tags: Corolla
STARS: 2


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You cannot deny that awkward 80's ass.

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Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/09/2017 at 10:27, STARS: 0

Oh but I can.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/09/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 2

Better than your awkward 80's ass.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/09/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 3

I’ll see your hatch back and raise you a proper wagon.

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https://kalispell.craigslist.org/cto/6078468626.html

Kinja'd!!! "Discerning" (discerning2003c5z)
05/09/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 2

Gah. I don’t normally give in to the whole wagon thing, but I do very much like that wagon.

The chassis is kinda meh, but like any FR Toyota, there are people out there who have turned them into something somewhat decent.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/09/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 1

And there’s the price difference between a old FWD Toyota and an Old RWD Toyota.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/09/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

When I first saw on of these it was actually a Chevy Nova. I had just started watching Initial D, and I thought it was a 4 door AE85 Levin. I was pretty sad when I found out it was FWD.

Also no Passenger side mirror. Yes.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/09/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 1

The sellers thing about being a bad snow car is BS. These things with proper snow tires are a beast in the snow, hard to stop.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
05/09/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 0

They are essentially the same thing, this and the 5th gen Nova hatchback. They’re both out of NUMMI

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
05/09/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 1

It’s been quite a while since I’ve seen one of those .

And, yes, it is awkwardly proportioned. Still, save the liftbacks.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/09/2017 at 10:47, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/09/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0

But I thought it was a 4 door version of this.

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Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
05/09/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 0

I swear Toyota only sold this car in three colors. Light blue, maroon, and tan.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
05/09/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 1

If ONLY such a thing existed.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/09/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 1

Oh I love me some 80s silver blue.

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Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/09/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 1

I’m pretty sure they put diesels in these. I can imagine none more Zoidberg transport than that.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/09/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 0

NO

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/09/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

YES

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/10/2017 at 07:57, STARS: 0

my oldest brother had one of those in red.

gutless.

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
05/10/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 0

“You cannot deny that awkward 80's ass.”

-A retro review of any 80's romantic comedy