by "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
Published 05/09/2017 at 13:50
by "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
Published 05/09/2017 at 13:50
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Because I’m struggling to come up with something clever that doesn’t come across as incredibly judgmental.
I drive by here often and these cars are always all here. And by always I mean, literally every time I drive by at any time of day, any day of the year. The Mercedes was covered in dirty snow until very recently, in fact. It spent the winter almost in the exact spot where it is now, but with the suspension completely collapsed.
I also learned that there is a such thing as an S430.
Sorry for the crappy pictures, I didn’t want to stalk any more than I already was, driving by with my cell phone partly out the window.
Something something something car payments ..... I got nothing.
edit: this is across the street -
"cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
05/09/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 0
What state/city is this?
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
05/09/2017 at 13:55, STARS: 1
This is just outside Plymouth, New Hampshire. Plymouth itself is a nice little town with a thriving, proper little main street and an area outside of that with some mediocre strip malls, a single grocery store, and of course, a wal-mart. Importantly, there’s a college in Plymouth, which is a huge economic driver. But then there’s plenty of this kind of stuff not too far out of downtown.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
05/09/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 1
I’m picturing some old dude with wispy grey hair.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/09/2017 at 14:01, STARS: 10
That’s a meth house. Like I’m 100% sure they are cooking and selling meth their. Knock on the door ask for some meth, and a nice old lady will yell at her grandson that one of his goddamned friends is here.
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
05/09/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 2
Just checking up on meth production.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
05/09/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 1
haha, true - didn’t he even drive a 300 in Breaking Bad?
"deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
05/09/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 1
Lol. Probably true. Especially given the location!
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
05/09/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0
The house across the street can’t even really be seen because of the tall undergrowth in the summer... equally sketchy but the cars aren’t as nice.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/09/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 1
0/10 no pizza on roof
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/09/2017 at 14:07, STARS: 1
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
05/09/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 1
woo, no way. my fiance is from holderness!
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
05/09/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0
Yup, right next to college town.
"Corkscrew'd" (corkscrewd)
05/09/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 1
The smell of almonds keeps noisy neighbors away!
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
05/09/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 0
haha, no way. What age? I grew up there..... and moved away but now I’m back.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
05/09/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 1
“ i just get my mail here”...........
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/09/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 1
“Hello, I think I took a wrong turn. Could I use your phone to call the auto club?”
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
05/09/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0
Mid 20's.
"nerd_racing" (nerd189)
05/09/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 3
What do you do with all of your money? “I’m either driving it or I ate it.”
"gsrailroad" (glennunbeck)
05/09/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 1
Priorities?
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/09/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 5
Suspect goes by the alias “David Tracy,” approach with caution.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/09/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 1
Looks like a Demotivator version of this poster, except the guy can only fit 0% of his cars in the garage instead of 70%.
"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/09/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 1
Huh. I thought De Vars lived in Florida...
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"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/09/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1
Yup during the shows ugly “sponsored by FCA” phase.
"Long Live the Longdoor" (victoryred08)
05/09/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 1
They like their houses as unreliable as their cars?