Bentley BenTiger

Kinja'd!!! by "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
Published 05/09/2017 at 00:08

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Kinja'd!!!

Most boring thing I’ve ever seen from behind. I seriously couldn’t figure our what it was, I though it was maybe Nissan with a bad badge job. Amazing machines I’m sure but from behind I couldn’t picture a more bland vehicle. The paint didn’t even impress.


Replies (22)

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/09/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 5

The chrome makes it look super cheap.

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
05/09/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 2

They are super stealth. Barely noticeable from the outside. Look on the inside though.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/09/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0

I thought the same thing...it look like cheap aftermarket

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/09/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 2

Lovely indeed but snoozville outside

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
05/09/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0

I don’t remember the taillights being that dark

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
05/09/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 1

First time I saw one I almost thought it was a kia.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/09/2017 at 00:26, STARS: 0

Yeah, i can see that

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
05/09/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 0

I saw the pre production Bendangos in SF,

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/saw-the-bentley-in-sf-1707736616

I’m sure they are nice, I’d still get a grey Land Cruiser since they are under the radar, nice and capable.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/09/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 1

A fantastic of use of $250,000...

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/09/2017 at 03:52, STARS: 3

I’m sorry, what did you say? I fell asleep looking at that picture.

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
05/09/2017 at 04:30, STARS: 1

I think the front and side are more distinctive. But it’s supposed to be subtle too. I mean this is pretty much what a Flying Spur looks like from the rear.

I like them.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/09/2017 at 08:32, STARS: 1

What surprised me the most when I saw one on the road is the size. I expected it to be some sort of Escalade-sized beast, but it’s basically the same as your average 3-row crossover like a Traverse or Pilot. Just look how much space it leaves in that lane. I mean I know it’s essentially a fancy Q7, but for some reason considering that Bentley sedans are such boats I thought this thing was going be to huge.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/09/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 0

My thinking on that is Bentley saw that big SUVs are too big, and become a PITA to drive. Nothing less Luxurious than having to wrestle your Suburban into a parking spot.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/09/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 0

Yeah that’s not normal, and as usual doesn’t look good at all.

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Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/09/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 1

They practically park themselves these days with all the sensors. The BMW X5 I rented recently gave you a birds-eye view of the car. But you can’t park in a space where you don’t fit and a lot of parking lots pre-date these huge SUV’s. And some people still suck at parking. Last week I watched a lady back a brand new Santa Fe Sport on paper tags into a concrete pole. That thing has a standard backup camera.

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Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
05/09/2017 at 09:44, STARS: 0

In this new Belle Epoque and burgeoning oligocracy, it is the right car for the times. Marie Antoinette would approve.

Kinja'd!!! "SWITAWI" (switawi)
05/09/2017 at 09:53, STARS: 1

I recently saw a Maserati Levante across an intersection to my right and thought it was a Nissan Murano from the side. Then it got the green light and turned left coming toward me and I saw the large trident in the grill.

I also saw the ‘bobblehead’ driving while holding a phone to her head and I couldn’t tell where her hoop earrings ended and the dozen golden wrist bangles began as she drove by whilst overly animated in conversation. You can’t tell me that vehicle doesn’t have Bluetooth...

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/09/2017 at 10:05, STARS: 1

That drives me crazy. It seems to be a fancy suv thing too

Kinja'd!!! "SWITAWI" (switawi)
05/09/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 0

Yeah, if I can buy a plug-in adapter to add Bluetooth to my almost 10yr-old plebeian conveyance to comply with hands-free laws then why can’t the ‘privileged’ of the world at least use what was already given to them?

Of course those are also the type of drivers who make wonder if they know that turn signals are a standard feature these days, lol.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/09/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 1

It used to make no sense to me until my mom got it in her car and the countless times I’ve had to “fix” hers. Usually nothing is wrong she just isn’t using her phone right

Kinja'd!!! "SWITAWI" (switawi)
05/09/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 0

HAHAHAhahaha... I literally JUST did that for my own mother on Saturday!

She’s got an ‘08 Honda Odyssey with no Bluetooth so I got her the Jabra unit that clips to the sun visor. The Jabra’s volume was turned all the way down...

Kinja'd!!! "SWITAWI" (switawi)
05/09/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 0

Side Note...

A while back you went all fridge/freezer and then ExPo immediately posted a big article. Yesterday you went HAM sans green eggs and today I see this GMRS article on ExPo - https://expeditionportal.com/midland-frsgmrs-handheld-and-dash-mount-radios/

Are you like the Nostradamus of overland now? (lol)