quote: "It is spray canned, honestly looks pretty good"

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Published 05/08/2017 at 11:50

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“6 layers of yellow, 5 layers of clear” which explains why the paint looks lumpy 

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https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/6064354115.html


Replies (24)

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
05/08/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 1

-New Sterio

-New valve cover gasket, head gasket, NGK plugs

-New battery

- Mildly garbage trucked

-New Injectors

Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
05/08/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 5

That’s one of those football paint jobs. Looks good from a football field away.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/08/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 1

That’s the fine layering and multi-shade translucence I expect on the finest military hardware (if it moves, paint it) and highway equipment in the world.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
05/08/2017 at 12:01, STARS: 3

Search the internet for a equally terrible example of a 4-door Civic with a lot of photos.

Snag photos.

Contact seller

Offer trade.

When he asks for pictures & condition, send a photos of shit Civic

Only answer his questions with items from his ad.

Is it reliable?..... “EXTREMELY reliable”

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/08/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0

can it be a daily driver?

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
05/08/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 1

“Salvage because someone stole the stock radio”

I feel like I’m missing something here. It doesn’t work like that...does it?

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/08/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 0

if the cost of the replacing the stolen items exceeds the value of the total car, then yes. so... in this case... entirely possible :P

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
05/08/2017 at 12:08, STARS: 4

I have a feeling there is more to that salvage title than just a stolen OEM stereo...

I would offer a max of $500 for it. Could make for a good 24 hour of lemons racer.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
05/08/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0

Do it!!!

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
05/08/2017 at 12:14, STARS: 2

Yeah but...I mean if someone steals my radio I just go buy a new one right? Did someone make an insurance claim on a stolen radio?? How bad of shape does this car have to be in where the radio is worth more than the car??? And if the car was in that bad of shape why have comprehensive insurance???? My brain hurts man...

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/08/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 0

yeah, under the ugly is some honda reliability.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/08/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 1

yes, I suspect the lies extend beyond paint work, and into the true reason for the salvage title

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/08/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 1

I think I could brush paint a car and have it come out better. YIKES.

Kinja'd!!! "bwp240" (bwp240)
05/08/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 1

If that is the case, I ran over a pine cone yesterday, guess I have to wait for the insurance check...

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
05/08/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
05/08/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1

Probably dirt cheap for comprehensive. My ‘93 F150 has comp just because it’s like an extra $50 for the year

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
05/08/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

Honestly.. no it doesn’t. Horrible attempt to hide the rusted out rear quarter. He could of at least sanded the filler before painting.

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
05/08/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 0

You joke, but this heap looks like its one pine cone away from catastrophic failure.

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
05/08/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 1

Yeah that makes sense. I was just overthinking it. Its pretty obvious this guy is lying. He keeps calling it reliable, but all I see is a ticking time bomb.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/08/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 0

Hmm..you should probably text him and ask.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
05/08/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1

Without any question.

Kinja'd!!! "S65" (granthp)
05/08/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 1

That paint job is going to make me vomit

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/09/2017 at 05:04, STARS: 0

looks good if you’re Stevie Wonder maybe

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
05/09/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 0

Or is it EXTREMELY RELIABLE?