by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 05/08/2017 at 08:34
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 05/08/2017 at 08:34
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STARS: 11
My work parking garage is the worst parking garage in the world. The spaces are tiny, it’s single direction, twelve levels over six floors , and it was designed to destroy wheels
So I always park on the roof, which takes a certain sort of psycho. Today, my normal corner spot was being patched, so I had to pick somewhere else.
One of my fellow dedicated nutters is a guy who parks his GL63 on the roof. I can barely maneuver my Jag through this garage, so maneuvering a GL through twelve levels of that shitshow every day requires a genuine dedication to avoiding door dings.
The guy who owns it had just parked, so I explained that I parked next to him because I know he’s as insane as I am. Then we had a five minute conversation about the perils of door dings and how Jags don’t look as good as they used to.
The only other time I’ve felt such a sense of complete security was the time I rode the subway with my ex’s commando brother.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/08/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 5
If my usual spot was taken, I’d probably call in sick and go home.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/08/2017 at 08:56, STARS: 2
You two need to stick together-
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/08/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 0
“I need a mental health day.”
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/08/2017 at 09:01, STARS: 4
I considered us BFFs before we ever even met.
"MM54" (mm54mk2)
05/08/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0
Not too long ago a coworker (I know him fairly well) was in my usual spot, so I parked fairly close to him. Next day he was there again, so I parked close enough that our mirrors passed within half an inch of eachother (he was backed in) and got out the passenger’s side.
That plan backfired since he didn’t go out for lunch that day and I ended up leaving before him. He did stop parking there though, so maybe he noticed.