by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 05/07/2017 at 23:54
Tags: Oppositelock: a people's history
STARS: 14
Step one: buy this .
Step two: don’t actually buy it and get permabanned hard.
"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
05/08/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 0
but I already have one of those...
"CB" (jrcb)
05/08/2017 at 00:05, STARS: 3
SR20 or GTFAC.
(Kidding, I kind of remember you mentioning it)
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/08/2017 at 00:06, STARS: 2
I get it.
"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/08/2017 at 00:06, STARS: 0
That was some funny shit.
"CB" (jrcb)
05/08/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0
It was one of Oppo’s funnier bannings.
"Tristan" (casselts)
05/08/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 1
Took me a minute to figure out why the title said “NO AC”. I thought $60k is awfully expensive for a “luxury” car without air conditioning.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/08/2017 at 00:08, STARS: 5
This is good Oppo
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
05/08/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0
What happened?
"CB" (jrcb)
05/08/2017 at 00:10, STARS: 1
I saw that it was shitpost o’clock and had to contribute.
"CB" (jrcb)
05/08/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 2
Dude lied about his garage, was given a chance to come clean, kept lying, was generally an uncool guy, banned.
Someone can go into more detail if they care, but it’s the gist of it.
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
05/08/2017 at 00:32, STARS: 0
when did this happen?
"CB" (jrcb)
05/08/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 2
Few years ago. Dude’s name was IDRIVEACL63AMG or something.
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
05/08/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 2
Whenever I post about my stuff, I always fear someone’s going to try to call BS. I should really start doing the old name on a piece of paper deal.
"scoob" (scoobsti)
05/08/2017 at 00:52, STARS: 2
Alternatively, a Lotus Esprit.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/08/2017 at 00:56, STARS: 1
Wasn’t there something about a dude’s grandma buying (not buying) a cts-v wagon or something..?
"CB" (jrcb)
05/08/2017 at 01:13, STARS: 0
Was that the same dude? I can’t remember.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/08/2017 at 01:38, STARS: 7
All of the bans are funny tbh
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/08/2017 at 01:44, STARS: 0
Oh wait maybe it was..? Not sure, Oppo has seemed relatively drama free lately barring the election kerfuffle
"jimz" (jimz)
05/08/2017 at 05:46, STARS: 4
Who booted “is my name good”? That guy was a bit of an irritating twat.
"Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
05/08/2017 at 07:11, STARS: 0
What happened?? Can someone send me a link of the post? Sounds like fun :D
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/08/2017 at 07:54, STARS: 0
Heh
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/08/2017 at 07:55, STARS: 0
Correct. Guy was a double-ended tool.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/08/2017 at 07:57, STARS: 1
Nah, we figure if you haven’t lied yourself into something more prestigious than an old Dodge pickup, the rest of your posts must be clean
:)
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
05/08/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 0
Somebody (jkm? me?) found his Twitter a while back. I have a second twitter account that I keep as a parody of one of my friends that I used to follow him. He drives an SC400 now. He’s still batshit crazy.
Is this over-the-line creepy stalkerness? Perhaps. Do I care? Not really, it’s funny.
No link because I feel like that probably violates the Oppo handbook.
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
05/08/2017 at 09:42, STARS: 0
That car gives me the business.
"CB" (jrcb)
05/08/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 0
Did he get banned? Huh.
"66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash" (66671)
05/08/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 0
Jokes aside I’ve seen one or two of these and they are seriously good looking cars.
"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
05/08/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 1
Yeah, he came back again talking about Toyota Centuries and how he wanted to import one.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/08/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 0
Thank you for being an Oppositelock MVP.
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
05/08/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 0
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/what-car-should-this-rich-dad-but-his-son-1695687204
I remember the ilovetoyotacentury his return name. There was another name that showed up shortly after on the FP , with the same shit eating attitude that i suspected was a third incarnation,.
"CB" (jrcb)
05/08/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 0
I missed that post. Man, what a character.