"Oh hey, the RS3 is coming to North America!"

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Published 05/07/2017 at 21:04

Tags: $63k for an A3
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Yeah, but it has dumb looking seats.

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So dumb .


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
05/07/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0

I’m sure there will be other options.

Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
05/07/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 4

And no manual transmission

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/07/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 4

And no hatchback

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
05/07/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 0

they look like Egyptian pharaoh funeral masks...

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/07/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 2

Probably. I just don’t get this quilted seat thing. They look dumb in pretty much all cars.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/07/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 5

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Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
05/07/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 0

Yeah, but that didn’t stop me from buying a 15' WRX. The lack of manual, however is an absolute deal-breaker.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
05/07/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 0

I would be surprised if you couldn’t get some kind of alcantara or something instead.

Kinja'd!!! "V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon)
05/07/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 0

That seat pattern reminds me of Chancellor Gorkon’s outfit.

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Good to know Audi now makes Battle Cruisers and Birds of Prey.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/07/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 0

I like them.

Kinja'd!!! "beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
05/07/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 0

You can get those or the S3 seats, nappa leather only.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/07/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 0

I like them.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/07/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 0

These are the real issues.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/07/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

But it does raise the prices of already insanely priced old STI hatches.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
05/07/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 3

And no hand crank starter.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/07/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 0

No tank tops in those seats.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
05/07/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 0

The seats look like a red leather cobra.

Guess Audi’s marketing team found a sizable cross section of car enthusiasts that are into S&M? Who thought selling our internet histories was a bad idea?!

Next, we’ll have a DN (Douchenozzle) options pack on the American BMWs!

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
05/08/2017 at 03:50, STARS: 0

Quilted is all wrong.

The 2016 Audi RS3 has lovely seats.

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Below however is more worse than quilted. It’s the semi-appearance of quilted.

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Personally. 5 door only and auto only is out for me.

I’d rather a 3 door with a manual gearbox.

So the Audi S3 2.0 is for me.

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