Start 'em young.

Kinja'd!!! by "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
Published 05/07/2017 at 19:16

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What, you don’t wear footie pajamas when you wrench?

Kinja'd!!!

He calls the ratchet a hammer. He also calls the wrenches hammers. Basically every hand tool is a hammer. And I swear I don’t know where he picked it up, but he often says “hammer time” while he’s using them.


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "cluelessk" (cluelessk)
05/07/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 4

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/07/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 2

I don’t wear footie pajamas cuz they don’t fit, but my coveralls aren’t that much different than my winter onesie.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
05/07/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 4

After working in the oilfield, can confirm. If it’s not working, get a bigger hammer.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
05/07/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 1

You have to wear coveralls for work as well?

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Coveralls = best work clothes.

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
05/07/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0

Seems complicated for a girl to pee with that. Guess you don’t wait till the last second to get to the bathroom with a onesie, or footie....

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
05/07/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 0

That’s how you get stains in your jammies

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
05/07/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 5

Little known fact: MC Hammer’s oversized pants were actually footie pajamas.

#themoreyouknow

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/07/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 0

Not for work, but I’ve had the same coveralls for fixing the car since I was 15. Somewhere I have a young smob pic to share...

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/07/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 1

But you probably understand that women will do anything to be warm in the winter. A onesie was cheaper than adding a fireplace to my drafty old house!

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/07/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 0

Whoever designed that cute tiny breaker bar may have missed an important thing about levers. Oh well, that’s what cheaters are for.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/07/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 0

Fires are worth it though :)

How about a standalone wood stove? Soooo nice.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/07/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 1

I’m thinking standalone gas stove actually. We have too many pollution restrictions for wood in the city :(

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/07/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 0

That’s too bad. Nothing like a real wood fire.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/07/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 0

Of course I wear footie pajamas to wrench. Is there another way?

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
05/07/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 1

Actually it’s pretty handy where you can’t fit something much bigger than your ratchet, because it’s still much more rigid than a ratchet and thus transfers force more effectively.

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
05/07/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0

Stains on the jammies beats getting grease on the shirt you didn’t realize mommy wanted to be used for pictures. Or so I’ve heard

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
05/07/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 0

Ahh, I guess he is too young to have actually worn out any clothes yet lol.

Kinja'd!!! "Echo51" (echo2047)
05/08/2017 at 02:00, STARS: 0

Tbh, he’s not too far off. If you haven’t used a ratchet as a hammer out of laziness to go grab an actual hammer, you haven’t wrenched enough :D

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
05/08/2017 at 07:33, STARS: 0

I mean coveralls are pretty much onesies. lol