Funny thing happened on my way home

Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 05/07/2017 at 17:09

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I was driving by when some kids playing soccer kicked the ball into the street. There was someone to my side, so I couldn’t swerve and didn’t want to make a panic stop. So I did the only logical thing.

Positioned myself and timed it so that the ball bounced off the side of my wheel and went back to there side of the street.

I’m basically Pepe, Lewis, and Josh Hamilton combined. Don’t worry about how Josh Hamilton is in there, just trust me on it.


Replies (5)

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/07/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 0

Well done. I’d probably end up running over the thing.

Kinja'd!!! "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
05/07/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 3

Would’ve accelerated to punt the ball into next week.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
05/07/2017 at 17:16, STARS: 0

You were under the influence of cocaine?

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
05/07/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 0

With the luck I’ve had this week. It probably would’ve destroyed my fascia somehow :(

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
05/07/2017 at 17:18, STARS: 1

>_>

<_<

Nah, I just accidentally typed Josh instead of Lewis at first lol