by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 05/07/2017 at 02:19
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 05/07/2017 at 02:19
Tags: marriage
STARS: 2
Meanwhile I would like to point out that the other 50% of this relationship
still
has never owned a car that cost more than $1,800. Sure, my wife consistently has encouraged me to buy, “whatever [I] want,” but I’m never willing to spend that kind of coin on myself. Does that make me jackass? Sources say: yes.
I have created a monster, and I kind of like it.
"CRider" (crider)
05/07/2017 at 02:22, STARS: 3
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/07/2017 at 02:26, STARS: 0
Look at me.
LOOK AT ME!
It’s not gonna happen.
"CRider" (crider)
05/07/2017 at 02:27, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
05/07/2017 at 02:30, STARS: 3
So what I’m hearing is that you’re in the market for a Supra. Congratulations.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/07/2017 at 02:30, STARS: 4
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/07/2017 at 02:31, STARS: 0
This is inconsistent with my income.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/07/2017 at 02:36, STARS: 4
minor detail
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
05/07/2017 at 02:47, STARS: 7
It’s even in British Racing Green!
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/07/2017 at 02:50, STARS: 5
That would be grounds for dissolution of marriage
"facw" (facw)
05/07/2017 at 03:11, STARS: 0
If her car works (it’s a Pontiac Vibe right?), then it seems silly to switch to me, but certainly it is pretty normal for people to switch cars more often than I do.
As for your cars, given that you have a company car, the others are basically a hobby, so the low budget approach makes sense to me.
"facw" (facw)
05/07/2017 at 03:12, STARS: 2
It’s not like she doesn’t already have a Pontiac hatchback (if I’m remembering right).
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/07/2017 at 03:17, STARS: 0
She does, but she racks up around 25,000 miles a year.
"facw" (facw)
05/07/2017 at 03:21, STARS: 12
That’s a lot of miles, but with a Aztek, you can cut down on that by sleeping in the trunk tent in the office parking lot.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/07/2017 at 03:25, STARS: 3
I WILL HAVE TO PASS ON THAT
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
05/07/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 3
What’d they do?!!?! They made a Ferrari V12 sound..... bad.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/07/2017 at 08:03, STARS: 7
It’s not her fault that:
A) You have junky taste.*
B) You are unwilling to spend any money on yourself.
*I don’t mean that as an insult. I too have junky taste ... different junk, but still junk.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
05/07/2017 at 08:57, STARS: 1
With roads getting worse every day, this is the only solution.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/07/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 1
For what it’s worth, I always tell my wife to get whatever she wants, even if a little more $. Shes very cost conscious, so it’s not like she would go nuts, no matter what. I do this partly to keep her happy, and partly because if her car is a little nicer, it makes it easier to up sell her on my next car.
Maybe your wife is doing what I do to some extent - not sure that helps you much though. :)
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/07/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 0
I’m pretty sure that purchase would require him to live in it on a permanent basis.
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
05/07/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 1
I’ve owned six cars, average price $900, and the first one cost $2700. My problem is that I still have four of them and half of the fifth.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/07/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 3
O F F E N D E D
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/07/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 0
What does she want?
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/07/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 0
I can tell you’re serious by the way you put a space between each letter.
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
05/07/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0
A Celica Supra would fit him well (just saying)
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/07/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 3
Small, reliable crossover with AWD and decent fuel economy. Also has to pass her “cute” test. So basically it’ll be a CX-5.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/07/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 1
They’re good little cars. My dad liked ours so much he went and picked one up. The mpgs aren’t stellar but it’s got pick up when you need it. Will haul doggo, and go camping. Plus now that she’s setting you up for kids it will do baby duty! Ha!
She can test drive ours if she wants.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
05/09/2017 at 17:23, STARS: 0
Jalop lyfe
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
05/10/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 1
Three of the are road-legal, I’ll have you know! And the $250 Jimmy didn’t even need an inspection!