I'm an idiot

Kinja'd!!! by "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
Published 05/05/2017 at 23:29

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So last night I left my phone in a gas station bathroom.

But even tho I’m an idiot, at least I’m not a scumbag like the dicknuts that took my phone.

Kinja'd!!!

In other less depressing news, I bought some metal today, and will be building a skid plate for the Galant this weekend. So that’s exciting.


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/05/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 1

Shit happens

Kinja'd!!! "cluelessk" (cluelessk)
05/05/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 2

The other day I left my phone in a DQ washroom. Luckily I was still in the lot when I realized.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/05/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0

And it’s all because I had to take a shit, and check up on Oppo at the same time.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/05/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 2

So you were literally shitposting

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
05/06/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 1

I shitpost all the time from work

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/06/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 4

Wat else are you going to do? Sit there and be alone with your thoughts? What is this 2005!

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/06/2017 at 00:33, STARS: 0

what brand of phone?

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/06/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 1

I can’t even imagine being alive and not having a phone when going to the bathroom. Truly, dark ages

Curious to hear about the skid plate. My Miata desperately needs one

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
05/06/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 1

I found an iPhone in the middle of a busy intersection a couple months back... Screen was cracked, but it still worked. It was so satisfying to return it to the older gentleman who had left it on top of his car. Why do people have to suck when it feels so good to not suck?

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/06/2017 at 01:36, STARS: 1

That sucks. Though having been in contact with a gas station bathroom, it might have been good to burn it anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
05/06/2017 at 01:54, STARS: 1

Oh man. I never want to be alone with my thoughts for that is where in madness lays.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/06/2017 at 08:33, STARS: 1

ive done that too, I found a phone on the road on my way to work laying in the side of the road. I immediately started calling the guys, work, brother, wife, mom, sister, anyone who might be able to get a hold of him and tell him where his phone is. All this asshole had to do was say “hey I phone this in your bathroom.” And leave it at the gas station.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/06/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 0

An IPhone

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/06/2017 at 08:38, STARS: 1

I work at this gas station, And I literally bleach the shit out of our bathrooms at least 4 times day. We have a reputation for having speedy nice bathrooms. Which I was very happy to hear about.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/06/2017 at 08:40, STARS: 0

use the find my iPhone feature

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/07/2017 at 01:29, STARS: 1

new phone time. Time to hit up your carrier and tell them the bad news.

Don’t even bother with trying to go Huntress and/or Batman to reclaim your phone. :P