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Kinja'd!!! by "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
Published 05/05/2017 at 16:10

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Yup, Prius Prime. And yes, its real CFRP. Crazy.

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Its so they can do cool swoopy bubbly things with the glass. IF this is the future of efficiency...i can live with that. Seriously, the rear hatch, unlike the rest of the car, is really neat.

Also, I’m SO TIRED OF SALESMAN!

Got a call on the crapper the other day, I hung up.

They call right back so I think “okay this must be important”

“hello”

“yes this is terd furgison from Toyota sales place you still looking at at highlanders?”

*Flush*

“No, I have never been looking at highlanders. 4Runners, but not highlanders”

“oh right 4runners, is now a good time.”

“no.”

“well I have a 4runner for you to look at and...”

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Putting aside that im in the bathroom at the time, I actually do want to hear about a 2011 4runner with 3rd row, so I set up an appointment for 1 pm today. I call my wife, she gets the kids in the car and we come on down.

front desk - “Hi can I help you”

“yeah, were here to see Turd Furgison.”

“oh turd isn’t here today...”

“o...kay...”

“is there something else I can do for you?”

“Well I had an appointment to see a 2011 4runner”

“oh let me see about that, I’ll get Chet ripkins over to help you.

“fine”

Chet - “Hi, Im Chet what can I do for you?”

“yeah I am hear to look at the 2011 4runner.”

“hold on”

“dissapears for 10 minutes.”

“Sorry its in the body shop right now getting some scratches touched up.”

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“Um...what? I have my whole family coming down to look at it...we had an appointment? WHY WOULD YOU SEND IT TO THE BODY SHOP!”

“it had scratches...”

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Just as my wife gets all the kids out of the car...


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/05/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
05/05/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 0

Kia Sportage

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
05/05/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 3

Expecting you, all is right on Earth :]

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/05/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 0

well...that is a guess...

Kinja'd!!! "avalonian" (avalonain19)
05/05/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 0

Land Cruiser?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/05/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

a good [but wrong] guess.

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
05/05/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0

Mazda RF?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/05/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 1

nay.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
05/05/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 0

Zastava GTL?

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
05/05/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

1978 Plymouth Volare. Customized. I’d recognize the curve in the lower picture in a heartbeat.

You didn’t say it was stock...

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/05/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 0

YES! wait, not that, the other thing....no.

Kinja'd!!! "deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
05/05/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 0

VW GTI/GLI something

Kinja'd!!! "djgreenlava" (greenlavaproductions)
05/05/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 0

The last image didn’t load earlier. Not a clue.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/05/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0

Toyota Mirai or whatever?

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/05/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0

I saw one of those this morning, I would have “opti-prius prime” sticker made up the second I bought one.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
05/05/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 0

Shit like this right here is why I don’t deal with dealerships.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/05/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 1

The Golf Alltrack is calling your name.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/05/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 0

My wife keeps hanging up on it.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/05/2017 at 19:42, STARS: 0

What was the reason the Outback wasn’t a candidate?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/05/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 0

Neither of us like them, inside or out, back 2 generations and of that gen we like... They are all trashed