I've been following this same plan to avoid murder charges

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Published 05/05/2017 at 15:58

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“She said: ‘It’s all down to one simple trick really. I don’t break the fucking speed limit.’”

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moronic story here

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/driver-reveals-one-simple-trick-to-avoid-speeding-fines-and-penalty-points/


Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
05/05/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 8

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I posted this before, it’s one of the worst I’ve seen.

Writing from beyond the grave!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/05/2017 at 16:05, STARS: 1

I am literally unable to form a response to such drivel.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/05/2017 at 16:06, STARS: 22

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Kinja'd!!! "TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
05/05/2017 at 16:07, STARS: 0

I thought the trick was right hand drive.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/05/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 6

THEY LITERALLY DIED

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/05/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 5

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/05/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 5

OK, that works, but how what is she doing about all the at-fault accidents she’s getting into because she’s sitting too low to see out? Seriously, she’s practically eye-level with the dash.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/05/2017 at 16:10, STARS: 1

I’m able to form a response, but it’s a sophomoric reference to an old arcade cabinet game. Does that count?

Anyway, WISE FWOM YOW GWAVE

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Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
05/05/2017 at 16:12, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/05/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0

Well, whatever it is, I’m not clicking, because I don’t want to find it!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/05/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 1

That made me think of this.

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Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/05/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 2

“Officer, I’m Elizabeth FUCKING Banks and I’ll have your badge!” /simple

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/05/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 1

invokes sovereign state

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
05/05/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 1

I’ve been following this same plan to avoid bigamy charges.

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/07/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 1

The stopclickbaiting movement is in effect now?