by "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
Published 05/05/2017 at 10:52
by "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
Published 05/05/2017 at 10:52
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STARS: 7
I got an email intended for somebody with a name one letter different than mine (including the last name). It looks like they have a rough day coming up, so say a prayer for them:
"DrJohannVegas" (drjohannvegas)
05/05/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 3
doesn’t matter. they can’t afford internet or email. you know... b/c of the allroad.
"CB" (jrcb)
05/05/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 0
I kept getting emails for a dude’s passport appointments, so I know that feel.
Also, why don’t people know their own email address?
"facw" (facw)
05/05/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 3
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/05/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 1
I’ve gotten emails for one guy for years. It took six months to eat Verizon to stop notifying me every time they rented a Caillou episode. He’s gotten replacement windows, a boat, has some kidney problems, and is frequently in contact with a lawyer. I mean seriously...I’ve had my identity stolen with much less detailed info.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
05/05/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 1
Sadly it is too late for this Allroad.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/05/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0
That generation of Allroad is super reliable though.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/05/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1
For 5+ years, I’ve been on some company distribution list with a bunch of British people. After they seemed to ignore my requests to fix the address, I just started playing along, replying with “Cheers! I’ll come round about half three.” and other randomness. They’re probably mad that their coworker, Ash79, never actually shows up.
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
05/05/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0
Naa, not old enough to bankrupt him yet. Give it 2 years.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/05/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 2
Ave. May Allroads lead to Rome.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/05/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0
For about the first 7-8nyears at this job, I kept getting regular calls from collections agencies for the guy who had my office phone number two people ago. Took a long time, but I finally convinced his creditors to stop calling me. He left the University more than 6 years ago.
"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
05/05/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 1
That’s funny. You could get more and more stereotypically British until they catch on. “Cheerio, guv’na!”
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/05/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0
It’s identity theft in reverse, forcing you into someone else’s identity.
#modernproblems
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
05/05/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0
In the late-90's and early 00's my parent’s home phone was one digit different from the call-in lines for a local radio station. Furthermore, the different digits were next to each other on the dialer. They got called around once a week or so with people requesting songs.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/05/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 1
And your dad was like “I only have one song, it’s Marcy Playground ‘Sex and Candy’ and here it goes!”