ATTN: Luke Skywalker RE: Converters

Kinja'd!!! by "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
Published 05/04/2017 at 23:00

Tags: star wars ; the force awakens ; power converter ; torque converter ; car parts
STARS: 6


Kinja'd!!!

Dear Mr Skywalker,

We are still holding the item(s) you placed on layaway. There has been no activity on this layaway for a considerable period of time. We must hear from you and receive an additional deposit towards the merchandise as originally agreed, or we will have no choice but to cancel this transaction. Please note that your overdue payments have voided your eligibility for a refund, as per the terms of the original layaway agreement.

I regret to inform you that due to unforeseen circumstances regarding our locations on Tatooine, your item(s) have been relocated to our Niima Outpost store on Jakku, and will not be available at Tosche Station for the foreseeable future. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. You may send payment via courier or stop by the Concession Stand during regular store hours.

As always, we appreciate your business and want to make your customer experience the best possible. Do not hesitate to contact me if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

Unkar Plutt

General Manager, Niima Outpost Concession Stand, Jakku


Replies (2)

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/04/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 2

Will trade for moisture vaporators.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/04/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 1

LOL. Nice.