2017 Impala 4cyl

Kinja'd!!! by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 05/03/2017 at 21:14

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Immature Jkm Review with lots of cuss words coming soon!

Preview: I love the styling, but the engine is a shit.

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Kinja'd!!! "Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
05/03/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 3

Immature review by Jkm with lots of cuss words

So... RCR style? Sounds good!

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/03/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 3

Well, I cuss a lot more and I cussed a lot before RCR.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
05/03/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 1

I cursed a lot, then I joined the oil field. Now I work at a chemical plant where “shut the fuck up” is probably the most common phrase I hear.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/03/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 1

Confirmed: jkm replacing the VW with an Impala.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/03/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 1

I can’t imagine driving a 4 banger Impala and not cussing a lot.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
05/03/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 1

Wait. They sell these with 4-cylinders?

I’ve gone with the assumption that they had the 3.6 V6 as standard.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/03/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Haha, solid no on that.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/03/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0

Yup, they sell the highest volume with the 4cyl IIRC.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
05/03/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 1

just double checked - the 4cyl is now std, 3.6 v6 is optional.... >gag< >shiver<

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
05/03/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

They sell that boat with a sub-200hp engine? That sounds like it wouldn’t even move forward unless you beat the hell out of it.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/03/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 1

The kick down is ridiculous. You hit the gas, nothing happens, then the engine overrevs itself and if you let off the gas, it’ll violently recoil.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
05/03/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

That’s impressively bad. I wouldn’t be surprised by that behaviour with a 4 speed auto, but a 6 speed auto shouldn’t be that bad, at least I would think 

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/03/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0

Yeah it was interesting for sure.

It’s a shame really, I love the way they look.

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
05/03/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 0

Dam that means we’ll get 10 posts on this Impala

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
05/03/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 0

3.6 or bust. The 2.5 is infinitely better than the 2.4 it replaced but it’s not up to moving that heavy car in any sort of hurried manner. My parents wouldnt even look at any Impala unless it had the V6.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
05/03/2017 at 22:31, STARS: 0

Still better than this I guess... with a full 200 lbs more.

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Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
05/03/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 0

I had a Malibu on a trip a few weeks back and I thought it was a very good car. I wonder if your Impala has the same engine. Impala will always be my favorite sedan, even though it has lousy front seats and the high-feature V6 likes to dine on its own timing chain. 300 horsepower...

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
05/03/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

True, but I imagine that V6 had some torque at least

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
05/03/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 1

Eh... not much. 10 lb-ft.

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Kinja'd!!! "Amoore100" (amoore100)
05/04/2017 at 00:25, STARS: 0

We got a rental with a 3.6, and that was already slow. I can’t imagine what it must be like with the 4-cyl.