by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 05/03/2017 at 20:05
by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 05/03/2017 at 20:05
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STARS: 8
People who try and tell you how to drive while you’re driving and they are not. I very, very rarely get genuinely angry at people. But this is one of the things that pisses me off to no end.
At a stop sign......
Person in car: “Look to your right, there’s cars coming from there as well.”
Me: “My eyes work fine, thanks.”
Merging.....
Person in car: “There’s cars coming, don’t merge here”
Me: “That’s why I’m not merging yet dumbass.”
At another stop sign....
Person in car: “That person doesn’t have a stop sign, he could have hit you.”
Me: “Then what’s that hexagon-thing at his part of the intersection?
In a parking lot....
I slow down because it looks like somebody is going to run a stop sign, the person stops and I proceed.
Person in passenger seat proceeds to give a courtesy wave to the person.
What I find ironic is that this guy drives a shitbox old Altima that’s filled with trash and is an extremely reckless driver.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/03/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 2
Say what you will about grown adults who don’t have a license, but at least they shut the fuck up when you’re driving.
I once told a friend that if she shouted “Stop!” one more time the millisecond another car’s brake lights came on, I was going to pull over and throw her out of the car, and I wasn’t even nearly kidding.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/03/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 1
Exactly, haha. I know one grown ass man without a licence and he doesn’t say shit when he’s in my car.
I almost threw this guy out of the car, or into the trunk.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/03/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 1
I slow down because it looks like somebody is going to run a stop sign, the person stops and I proceed.
Person in passenger seat proceeds to give a courtesy wave to the person.
Gee, nobody ever thanks me for stopping at my stop signs. Don’t I deserve a cookie or something?
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/03/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 1
Or the sharp intake of air at random times. Like they’re bracing for an impact.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
05/03/2017 at 20:38, STARS: 1
the older i get, the more guilty of telling people how to drive i become, especially riding with my friends. driving in traffic at 100+ mph doesnt have the same appeal that it did when i was a kid. same for weaving in and out of traffic at said speed, “no rush bro, got lots of time to get there.....”, while texting in traffic. “fixing to turn into a parking lot, look out”....“green light, not gonna get much greener”....... getting pulled over, and asked to get out of a truck by the police loses a lot of its appeal the older you get, as they run your ID for warrants.......
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/03/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 1
First two things would piss me off.
3rd would have had me yelling at the idiot.
4th one is “fuck you get out of the car and walk asshole” Downright dangerous stupidity.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/03/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 2
Nobody ever wants to ride with me because of my cars. Also I don’t have friends.
"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
05/03/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 2
My friend quit doing this after he told me the speed limit on a road I drove very often and that I was exceeding it (like everyone fucking does) and I proceeded to slam on the brakes, locking the wheels up because this was when the M3 had wonky ABS, slamming it in park and in the most serious tone I’ve ever used told him to shut the fuck up or get the fuck out of my car. He didn’t talk the rest of the ride.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/03/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0
Hahah, that’s exactly the kind of thing I’d do.
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
05/03/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0
You need to get out more XD
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/03/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 0
I work with people all day so sometimes it’s really nice to not be around people.
"Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
05/03/2017 at 21:07, STARS: 0
hahahah I LOVE it. Ultimatums FTW
"Noah - Now with more boost." (antriebverliebt)
05/03/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 0
My dad used to do that thanks to years of being subjected to my mother’s driving (late braking...) and would even put his hands on the dash.
"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
05/03/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 1
Oh yeah, serious pet peeve.
My dad would do it a lot. And he’s not a particularly good or consistent driver.
I fix the issue by keeping the amount of time spent in a car with him to an absolute minimum.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/03/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 0
I just fix it by replying to this guy and others in Spanish. They get super confused and stop telling me how to drive usually.
"barnie" (tlanarch)
05/03/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 0
My Sue (cause I like her atm, The Sue otherwise) is like this. Scardy cat while driving, used to give me instructions a lot of the time. I did the slam on the brakes and pull to the curb bit. But I told her that I’ve been driving for 40 years, had only 3 tickets, no crashes my fault and took some driving schools. Had she that good a record? No. She hasn’t tried to ‘correct’ me since but I do hear her inhale and snuff now and then. And, no, we don’t even live in the same town anymore though I’m still in love with her...
"coqui70" (coqui70)
05/03/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0
leavemealoneI’manopponautandyoudriveacrapcanlikeanasshole
"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
05/03/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 0
Yeahhh I gotcha. My dad likes to tell me how I’m too stupid to follow his advice and how he hopes that a semi will run me into a guardrail or I’ll get hit with a pricey ticket because it’s the only way I will learn.
I fixed the issue by not giving a fuck about the Camry, since I’ll get blamed for things that are out of my control. This has been the best decision I’ve made. I now know that a Camry can go wheelin’ through the Mojave.
My friend also likes to do this, but then again, he also drives at 11/10ths when there’s people riding with him, regardless of whether or not it’s his car, so I’d rather get bitched at than end up in an emergency room because his Civic finally ran out of grip at the wrong time.