Amazon Logic

Kinja'd!!! by "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
Published 05/03/2017 at 15:03

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...this guy bought an umbrella last month, let’s recommend him more umbrellas.

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Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/03/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 4

Based on your interest in umbrellas, you might also enjoy:

Rihanna - Live at Budokan

Mary Poppins 50th Anniversary (Blu-ray/DVD/Ultraviolet)

The Rick Steves Guide to The Hash Bars of Amsterdam

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/03/2017 at 15:08, STARS: 0

Motherfucker really likes umbrellas. Probably.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
05/03/2017 at 15:09, STARS: 1

‘s like the Maps app on the iPhone when I use it via CarPlay. When I plug in in the morning to leave for work, it helpfully offers to start guidance to work. When I plug it in as I’m leaving to go home, it helpfully offers to start guidance to home.

Uh, I think I know how to get to work and back, I only do it every day.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
05/03/2017 at 15:10, STARS: 0

Maybe you’re an umbrella connoisseur? Amazon is just trying to help you out.

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
05/03/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0

I used to use Waze back and forth to work so it would direct me around traffic and I would rack up points. I wouldn’t trust apple for that.

Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
05/03/2017 at 15:14, STARS: 0

If you liked the umbrella you bought, maybe you will also like some of the ones we recommend.

Don’t you want same as you have now in different color?

How about umbrella in shape of a sword/light saber/cane/snake/dragon?

Bluetooth and coffee maker umbrella?

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
05/03/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0

From Amazon thanks to a bogus seller in their marketplace that I had to dispute:

Hello,

Your A-to-z Guarantee claim for order # XXX was granted on February 25, 2017.

In some cases, we’ve found that the product eventually arrives after a claim is reimbursed. If you’ve received this order, please let us know by replying to this e-mail and placing an ‘X’ in the box below. If you’re unable to place an ‘X’ in the box below, you’re welcome to reply to this message and confirm that the merchandise has been delivered. Your confirmation of receipt will provide us with authorization to withdraw the claim and recharge you for this order.

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* If the merchandise has not arrived, you do not need to reply to this message.

[ ] I would like to withdraw my A-to-z Guarantee claim for Order #XXX. If this A-to-z Guarantee claim has already been reimbursed to my payment method associated with this transaction, I authorize Amazon.com to recharge my original payment method.

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So I didn’t get the merchandise, hence the A-to-Z, and then since I still didn’t get it, I can just ignore this email.

I wonder how many put an X in that message thinking they are doing so to say they didn’t receive the merchandise...

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/03/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0

I dunno maybe it thinks you have an umbrella fetish, or live in Seattle.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/03/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 1

I love Rick Steves. I think he is a time traveler because regardless of where he goes it looks like the 80s.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/03/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 1

Sometimes I just like to put on big rectangular glasses, some white Reeboks, and a Member’s Only jacket when I travel.