How I sold my wife on seeing Guardians of the Galaxy 2 this weekend

Kinja'd!!! by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 05/03/2017 at 13:19

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My wife texted she wants to go out for Cinco de Mayo on Friday and to see a movie on Saturday. I told her Guardians of the Galaxy 2 opens this weekend. She asked if it was Marvel. I said, “yes, it’s the one with Chris Pratt, aliens and 80s music,” and sent the trailer. She loves 80s music. Now we’re going.


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Kinja'd!!! "superhead" (superhead)
05/03/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0

My wife and I have the same plans. Soccer Taco and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.

The first GotG is the only Marvel movie we own actually.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/03/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0

This is the one I used to sell my family. I used Baby Groot on ‘em.

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Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
05/03/2017 at 13:43, STARS: 0

Shit I forgot that was this weekend. I have tickets but were getting a bunch of chicks/ducklings on Friday. No way my wife will want to go to a movie over playing with baby animals.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/03/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 0

If you bought them through Fandango you should be able to get them refunded. (I know this because I accidentally bought tickets for Friday then quickly realized I needed tickets for Saturday. I did an exchange, the money credited to my Fandango account, then I bought Saturday tickets.)

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/03/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 0

I scored free tickets to this. Trying to avoid getting on any hype trains. Looking forward to it though

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
05/03/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0

I did! I was going to pull a subtle con, and invite my buddy, his girlfriend and her child over to see the chickens/ducks on Saturday. Then be like yea so me and Trev should probably go see Guardians of the Galaxy so the tickets don’t go to waste...

Exchanging the tickets is probably the safer bet.

Fandango is really cool about that sort of stuff. I bought tickets to the wrong theater once, they didn’t even care. They said that the theater makes $0.00 off ticket sales...

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/03/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0

I know I’ll be going, idk about my wife, maybe if I tell her we can go out for Mexican, and fried ice cream after.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/03/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

The theater near me is all reserved seating now. The seats are comfy motorized recliners. It’s nice because you don’t need to get there super early to get a good seat. But it’s also annoying because sometimes you make a spur of the moment decision to go to a movie and all the good seats are booked, even for some random not-blockbuster movie. At least this theater chain, when you sign up for their rewards program, you can get tickets on Fandango without paying the convenience fee.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
05/03/2017 at 14:10, STARS: 0

Our local theater is the same, assigned seats and motorized recliners. I will not go to a standard theater now.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/03/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0

The other big theater near me is the comfy stadium seating that’s not recliners. It’s fine but I already preferred the recliner one before it was renovated to the recliners. There’s also a cheapie second run theater with $2.50 matinees that goes up to 3 whole dollars after 6 pm. Sure it’s the old ballpark style seats but hey, it’s 3 bucks.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
05/03/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 0

Yea wow 3 bucks is 3 bucks. There is a “Movie Tavern” near me that also has assigned, recliners. However the food is only slightly better than a bag of popcorn soaked in that gross butter liquid, and their service staff is super weird. Cool to get a beer at a movie though.

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
05/03/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0

im so ready, we are gonna try and dump the kid off at grandma and grandpas and go see it saturday night. SO NO SPOILERS ATLAS!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/03/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 1

I’m also seeing it on Saturday night so the window for me to post spoilers before you see it will be very small.

Also I’m not that kind of guy. If I say something spoilery , I make sure to highlight it as such.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
05/03/2017 at 15:15, STARS: 0

You take that back. That gross butter liquid is artery clogging goodness!

I hate the theaters that don’t let you “butter” your own popcorn. An extra squirt won’t do it. I need the whole bag soggy.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
05/03/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 1

My stomach is upside down just reading that! I’m also the type who will boot if I eat a slice of pizza that is really greasy.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
05/03/2017 at 15:50, STARS: 0

I want to watch that movie too... I’m always hot for hot green alien women...

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/03/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 0

Zoe Saldana plays a not-green human woman in the other franchise with green alien women.

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Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
05/04/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0

Did she see the first one? I didn’t grow up with GotG so I had no idea what I was getting into but I enjoyed every second of it, including the soundtrack! Looking forward to Vol 2. this weekend.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/04/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

She hasn’t seen it. I summed it up for her thusly:

Chris Pratt, as a kid in the 80s, was accidentally abducted by aliens, while he’s listening to a mix tape of sweet 80s music on his Walkman. The aliens then raised him, and he grows up to be a space pirate, and he keeps his Walkman. He falls in with a group of space ne’er-do-wells including a talking raccoon voiced by Bradley Cooper and a taking tree named Groot who only says, “I am Groot.” Somehow they end up being the only people who can save this planet from this bad guy. Also, Benicio Del Toro has a goofy white wig.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
05/04/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 0

Why not just watch it tonight? It is a sequel after all. She’s still going to be totally lost if she hasn’t at least seen part 1, even with the summary.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/04/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 0

She works second shift, with Fridays off. I suppose she could watch it during the day on Friday or Saturday. When I suggested watching the first one on her own ahead of time, she didn’t sound very interested in it. She said she’d go watch some clips or something.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
05/04/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 0

Damn idk I think you should put it on tomorrow and convince her while it’s already coming on. It’s one of those movies that just pulls you in anyway so I’m sure after like 5 minutes she’ll be into it, the first seen is Starlord with his headphones playing music so that’ll be the way to catch her.