Oppo is slower than things that are not slow

by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 05/03/2017 at 01:01

Tags: the usual suspects
STARS: 2

So I shall post slow cars.

Replies (13)

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/03/2017 at 01:18, STARS: 2

No slow, but I did spot a bro. Notice the wrx, man bun, and tank top despite 50 degrees and rainy

Also these two in Woodinville. I kid you not, dude rolled down his window and opened with “nice ass. Oh, I meant the car. You ain’t bad tho”.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/03/2017 at 01:24, STARS: 0

Hooray for sexual harassment.

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/03/2017 at 01:45, STARS: 0

I was just trying to get an ugly wheel picture dammit

"Wagon Guy drives a Boostang" (gimmeboost)
05/03/2017 at 01:46, STARS: 0

I like the Celica.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/03/2017 at 01:47, STARS: 0

Probably some jackass who works at the major apartment construction project by the baseball fields. Woodinville should be renamed Wood-lessville.

"Svend" (svend)
05/03/2017 at 02:18, STARS: 1

That truck is ruddy hideous.

There are so many things to say in that picture about that guy in a truck like that.

"Svend" (svend)
05/03/2017 at 02:19, STARS: 1

OPPO seems to have more and more slow days recently.

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/03/2017 at 02:22, STARS: 1

To be fair, the lady’s Chrysler is pretty bad too

"Svend" (svend)
05/03/2017 at 02:29, STARS: 1

Oh don’t get me wrong, they both scream ‘redneck cousin f***ers’ at first glance. There are some places where the gene pool is a little too shallow to even hide the 12 web toed hairy feet.

"E90M3" (e90m3)
05/03/2017 at 06:48, STARS: 2

It’s cause I got a job and can’t post as much anymore.

"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
05/03/2017 at 08:29, STARS: 1

Did I do it right?

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
05/03/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 2

I used to have one of these but in silver. I keep kicking myself that I let my dad sell it, it was pretty much in perfect condition too, not a spec of rust on it. The only thing wrong with it was we could never get the heat working well. I still miss it, even though it was slow as molasses.

"Svend" (svend)
05/03/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 1

Forget the job, your site needs you.