by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 05/02/2017 at 23:33
by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 05/02/2017 at 23:33
Tags: From The Mouths of Babes
; McLaren
; 720S
STARS: 17
“Daddy, if you could have any car you wanted, what car would you get?”
Hmmm... Would it need to fit you and your sisters? And Mommy, too?
“Nope! Just you and Mommy.”
Well, in that case, I’d buy a...
*I show her a picture of the 720S*
“So you want to get that so girls would like you more?”
No, honey. I already have Mommy, she’s all that I need. I want that car because it’s cool.
She doesn’t believe me.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/02/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 9
She probably knows the truth about Santa too.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
05/02/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 0
I mean, she does, I think, but the Tooth Fairy is still a mystery to her.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/03/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 0
( ° °)
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/03/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 1
A creepy lady (maybe?) who sneaks into children’s bedrooms and collects body parts and bribes them for their compliance? What’s the mystery :D
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/03/2017 at 00:26, STARS: 2
My nephews used to ask me this, I take all the fun out by asking if I have to pay insurance or maintenance.
"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
05/03/2017 at 04:35, STARS: 0
The question is...what does she do with the millions and millions of teeth?
Honestly. Has no-one thought this through?
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
05/03/2017 at 06:23, STARS: 1
Cap’n Crunch.
"misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
05/03/2017 at 08:01, STARS: 1
Make dentures
"Tripper" (tripe46)
05/03/2017 at 08:14, STARS: 1
I used to hate the “if you could have any car you wanted” question. Then I saw my first Singer 911.
"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
05/03/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 1
Seems like a sound business model actually. Dentures aren’t cheap, and at £1 a tooth your material costs are pretty minimal.
"Sam" (samwellington)
05/03/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 0
