DD/Rally/Track/Burn/Gift (Round 2): '80s Turbo Bastard Children

Kinja'd!!! by "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
Published 05/02/2017 at 21:08

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The somewhat “unloved” and rarely talked about turbo cars to my knowledge. 

For me:

DD - 924 Turbo

Rally - RX7

Track - SVO

Burn - Conquest TSi

Gift - Shelby Charger

You have your options, which will you pick?


Replies (39)

Kinja'd!!! "Invinciblejets" (invinciblejets13b)
05/02/2017 at 21:15, STARS: 2

Hold up .....burn the conquest?.... My turn.

DD: conquest

Track: FC rx7

Rally: 924

Gift: svo

Burn: the piece of garb only hipster jalop/oppo people like.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
05/02/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 1

DD- 924 Turbo

Rally-Conquest

Track-RX7

Burn- Shelby

Gift- SVO

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
05/02/2017 at 21:19, STARS: 3

Anyone who burns the SVO is dead to me. As for the others, I really don’t know.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
05/02/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 1

If these where puppies I’d adopt them all. I just want to hug them all..

Kinja'd!!! "V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon)
05/02/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 2

I like the cut of your jib. You’re gifti g the SVO to me, right? Right?

Kinja'd!!! "feather-throttle-not-hair" (feather-throttle-not-hair)
05/02/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 2

First off, the lack of Celica All-trac on here makes me sad. They built an 80's version that was mechanically nearly identical to the 90's one everyone thinks of when they think celica all-trac.

But here goes.

DD- Conquest TSi

Rally - 924 Turbo

Track - RX7

Burn - Shelby Charger

Gift - SVO

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Kinja'd!!! "RyanFrew" (ryanfrew)
05/02/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 2

DD - RX7 - I think it or the Fox has aged the best

Rally - SVO - Pretty fast, most suspension travel

Track - Conquest - I know someone who tracks one and it looks fun, but slippery

Gift - 924 - “Ooooh, a Porsche”

Burn - Shelby - C’mon, man

Kinja'd!!! "feather-throttle-not-hair" (feather-throttle-not-hair)
05/02/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 1

Yeah burn the FWD one.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
05/02/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0

daily the merkur

track the starion

rally the dodge

gift the porsche

part out the wankel rx7.......

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
05/02/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 2

DD-SVO

Rally-RX7

Track-924

Burn-Charger

Gift-Conquest

(unless I’m giving the gift to someone I don’t like very much, then swap burn and gift)

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/02/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 1

How dare you call the FC an unloved bastard!

Kinja'd!!! "Spridget" (dustbustervans)
05/02/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 0

DD: Conquest

Rally: SVO

Track: Shelby

Burn: RX7

Gift: 924

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
05/02/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0

I’d use the Shelby Charger for everything and burn the rest of them, because I am a bad person.

Kinja'd!!! "AkursedX" (akursedx)
05/02/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 1

DD: SVO (I had one and it is the only car I have ever regretted selling)

Track: RX7

Rally: Conquest

Burn: Porsche

Gift: Turbo-Dodge

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/02/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 4

Rally the 924

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Rally the Shelby

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Rally the Conquest

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Rally the RX7

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No evidence of an SVO ever going rallying, so gift it to someone who will track it

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Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/02/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 0

I never see them, I’ve only seen one.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/02/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 0

DD: SVO

Track: RX-7

Rally: 924 Turbo

Burn: Conquest

Gift: Charger Daytona, Birddog needs this.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
05/02/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

DD - Conquest TSi

Rally - Conquest TSi

Track - Conquest TSi

Burn - 944

Gift - Conquest TSi

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/02/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

Daily the Ford

Rally the Starion

Track the RX7

Gift the 924

Burn the Shelby z turbo thing.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/02/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

First of all DAMN YOU FOR BURNING THE CONQUEST!

Second,

DD- SVO , probably most reliable, and biggest cargo area, most usable rear seat...besides the FWD one.

Rally- Conquest , because Mistubishis are made for dirt.

Track- RX-7 , because 9000rpm

Gift- 924 Turbo , my brother in law would love it plus that rediculous pop up head light mechanism is awesome.

Burn -the glorified L car, nothing worst than a FWD car that tries so hard to look like it isn’t.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/02/2017 at 22:36, STARS: 0

I like the way you think.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/02/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 2

Removing the Dodge and replacing it with the Celica would make the burn part of the list harder.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/02/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0

We almost match.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/02/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 0

My brother in law laughs every time he goes to open the door on our 924 because the door handles are the same as the 83 Diseel rabbit that was his first car.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/02/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0

That’s down right self deprecation.

Kinja'd!!! "Discerning" (discerning2003c5z)
05/02/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0

It is largely unloved in most cases. Relatively inexpensive and often found beaten half to death.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
05/02/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 0

man... all of those really deserve to be loved - even the Dodge. All of them were kind of the quirky but eager odd man out at the the time... The SVO and Conquest are still super looking cars even today, (absolutely love that pic of the SVO - who says fox bodies aren’t sexy..)

Kinja'd!!! "Shift24" (the-nope)
05/02/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 0

Or Burn all of them and turbo f-body

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Kinja'd!!! "Nerd-Vol" (Nerd-Vol)
05/02/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 0

Dd - Mazda

Rally - starion

Track - mustang

Gift - Shelby

Burn - Porsche

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/03/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 0

Just because Michigan isn’t the epicenter of RX-7 activity doesn’t make the FC, especially in turbo form, some kind of red headed step child.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/03/2017 at 00:05, STARS: 0

It’s a cheap tuneable car from 30 years ago, if course most of them are used up. The NA ones are unremarkable but the turbos when done up nicely are very nice indeed. Very capable chassis that with modern tires and suspension bits like shocks etc can out handle plenty of modern cars.

Kinja'd!!! "TA4K" (ta4k30)
05/03/2017 at 01:14, STARS: 0

Rally RX7 is Best RX7

Kinja'd!!! "Discerning" (discerning2003c5z)
05/03/2017 at 01:20, STARS: 0

K. I’m nut going to disagree with you. Most of what you said is true.

But it doesn’t change the fact that the FC is largely unloved

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/03/2017 at 04:06, STARS: 0

burn the Ford Mustang

rally the Porsche 924

track the Mitsubishi Station

DD the Mazda RX7

gift the Shelby POS (to some schmuck)

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
05/03/2017 at 04:59, STARS: 0

Sell all, buy Biturbo ;)

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
05/03/2017 at 05:59, STARS: 1

Also a little nostalgia, I’ve had a bunch of 80s turbo Dodges. They’re not great cars though.

Kinja'd!!! "Alan" (thefrostyman)
05/03/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 0

Indeed. FC RX7 is best RX7

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
05/03/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 0

DD the Shelby Charger

Rally the 924

Track the RX7

Gift the Conquest

Burn the SVO

Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
05/11/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 0

DD - 924 Turbo

Rally - Starion

Track - RX-7 (Ryosuke Takahashi style)

Burn - SVO

Gift - Shelby Charger