How not to sell your motorcycle.

Kinja'd!!! by "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
Published 05/02/2017 at 20:54

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Just take blurry photos of it from the overlook of your murder dungeon! Make sure to alienate a huge chunk of your potential buyers with your plainly visible questionable decor! Include three pictures that are all virtually identical! And last but not least, make sure to call your Kawasaki a “Kawsaki” and a “Kawasku.”

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https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/6101065821.html


Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
05/02/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 3

I mean, from those flags, what did you expect?

Cohesion?

A sensible-minded individual?

Any semblance of human logic?

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
05/02/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 9

Well I can definitely say I didn’t expect a Japanese bike.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
05/02/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 1

Kinja can go eat a poo poo.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
05/02/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 2

“Hey, I only meant one of those votes for McCain!”

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
05/02/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 2

You mean an alternate Harley?

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
05/02/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 3

So this one time I called a guy about a BMW 2002, seemed like a nice guy, we chatted for a few minutes before he asked me if I was a Democrat (I am not) and told me a super racist joke that insulted black people and native Americans...which is double unfortunate because my wife is both black and native. Needless to say I did not buy the car, and I don’t get how you ever get so comfortable in two minutes to drop hard n-words on somebody you’ve never met.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
05/02/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 1

Wow. That’s just.... Wow.

Recently I was delivering some stuff to a warehouse, and the guy helping me asked who I was voting for (this was before the election, so I guess not THAT recently) and I just sort of mumbled something like, “Oh, I’m not sure yet” to try to avoid the question. I sort of zoned out after he started talking about how Hillary Clinton was impregnated by a 14-year-old during her husband’s presidency and ‘the establishment’ covered it up, and other ridiculously over-the-top conspiracy stuff.

I think that people dumb enough to do these things are also too dumb to understand that different people have different opinions.

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
05/02/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 0

Goddammit, Kinja. Double post again?

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
05/02/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 1

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/6082196986.html

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
05/03/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0

I expected a Harley.

Kinja'd!!! "bubblestheturtle" (bubblestheturtle)
05/04/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 1

Marketing class. He missed it.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
05/10/2017 at 07:49, STARS: 0

Yoooo, what is with the 2002 scams!? I swear 50% of the 2002 listings that I have contacted have been scams or people who are looking to make a lamp out of me when I arrive.