Summer Wheels AT LAST! 

Kinja'd!!! by "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
Published 05/01/2017 at 19:42

Tags: Mustang Things
STARS: 13


Kinja'd!!!

My three replacement wheels did arrive today and I got them installed this afternoon. Pardon my language but these wheels with Grabber Blue make this car look like what I imagine sex is: Fraking Beautiful.

Kinja'd!!!

Another victory for me.


Replies (30)

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
05/01/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 1

I have to agree. As a sex-haver, that car looks like sex. And not just regular people sex either, like the sex Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello have. Good work.

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
05/01/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 6

Listen K-Roll:

Sex is like wake boarding

Really fun the first time, but you suck at it

More and more fun the better you get

Continually more fun

Idk where I’m going with this, it’s hella fun

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/01/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 6

That car is 3 minutes of missionary

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/01/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 0

If this car is like sex, why am I not apologizing right now?

But those wheels are sweet.

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
05/01/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 0

Wow that is nice!

Stock offset?

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/01/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0

I think we call that dragoning.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/01/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 4

Generally with sex there should be enough tarps placed on the floor that it looks like you’re painting the room/shooting someone.

This is the non tarp kind of sex.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/01/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 0

I don’t know whether or not that’s good.

Kinja'd!!! "Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
05/01/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

That’s a great blue. Wheels ain’t bad either.. ;)

I gotta polish the FR500s before I put them back on my TC this wkend.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/01/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 7

Depends on how much you love Jesus.

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
05/01/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 0

And I think I have my grad quote.

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
05/01/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 0

Pretty long grad quote

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/01/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 0

I wish I knew...

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
05/01/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 0

You say that now but like 5 years from now it ain’t gonna be no thang

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/01/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 0

I like Raptor Jesus...I guess Jesus is pretty cool too. I got nothing against him.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/01/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0

5 Years..................?!? Wunderbar........I have 21-25 to survive and then 26. What’d I do deserve this.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/01/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 0

No rush, man, it’ll happen. I was 21 when I did it for the first time, same with a bunch of my friends.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
05/01/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 1

that profile is better than sex 50% of the time... and you don’t need latex gloves to drive it

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/01/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 2

Those wheels just work.

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
05/01/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0

Ehh, I know a guy in charge of yearbook, he’ll probably find a way to make it fit.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/01/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 0

I AM 21.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/01/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 1

I believe it’s stock offset, or +40mm according to LMR who’s customer service rocks!

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
05/01/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

Came for the sex jokes, wasn’t disappointed.

Sublime automobile.

Kinja'd!!! "Wagon Guy drives a Boostang" (gimmeboost)
05/01/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 0

Looking good. Are you lowered at all?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/01/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

So good things might be on your way?

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/01/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0

Yessir. Steeda Progressive springs (1.25" front/1" rear drop).

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/01/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 0

..............(;_;)

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
05/02/2017 at 00:08, STARS: 0

Turbo Coupe?

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
05/02/2017 at 06:19, STARS: 0

Looks great way better than stock. Good to know that lmr came thru for you.

Kinja'd!!! "Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
05/02/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 1

My Town Car in the photo.