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Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 05/01/2017 at 19:16

Tags: Houses
STARS: 5


Kinja'd!!!

I still can’t afford this house. The room above the garage alone is half the size of my home. I won’t stop dreaming, though.

Kinja'd!!!


Replies (24)

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/01/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 1

House of 7 gables

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
05/01/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 0

Mmmm 3 car garage

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
05/01/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 1

At least one of those garages is begging for a car elevator..

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/01/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/01/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 2

The world’s all like, “don’t reach for the moon, Zoidberg.”

And Zoidberg’s all like, “I’m not, the moon’s reaching for me.”

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/01/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 0

It’s a pretty ugly house anyway. You can do better.

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
05/01/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0

Out of curiosity where is this house and how much would it cost?

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/01/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 2

Yeah I’d be happy with just the half with the Garages

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
05/01/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 0

I want the garage and over the garage.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/01/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 1

I’ll throw down some cash if we can do a joint garage ownership deal.

How many bays would I get for $20?

Kinja'd!!! "garagemonkee" (monke)
05/01/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 4

Just imagine. In 6 months, your house will be worth so much you can sell it and buy 3000sq-ft on 10 acres in Pennsylvania.

Kinja'd!!! "nermal" (nermal)
05/01/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 0

Those look like standard height garage doors. Therefore, pretty much useless.

I would still keep the garage part, then convert the other half into another garage with double height / double width garage doors. I would use 1/2 to park my bulldozer, and leave the other half open for future usage.

Why it would be designed otherwise baffles me. People are weird.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/01/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 0

Over an hour northeast of Seattle, this sold for over $645,000

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/01/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 1

Too true

Kinja'd!!! "AM3R, lost another burner" (am3r17)
05/01/2017 at 20:38, STARS: 0

Wow that is a great price. Where I live, a nice-ish townhouse is around $400k smh.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
05/01/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 0

Don’t feel disheartened friend, I’m about sell my house and cannot afford what I’m asking, and cannot afford anything in my area that is safe (structural, etc). So my wife, baby, 2 Brittanys, and I are downsizing to a 1 bedroom apartment after the sale to wait out the Nashville market for at least 1 year.

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
05/01/2017 at 20:57, STARS: 0

In my area this would be a $300-$400k house with probably 5 acres. That’s the only thing I will miss once I leave here. However the Pensacola area also has relatively cheap property too.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/01/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 0

Ouch, man.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/01/2017 at 20:59, STARS: 0

Knuckle sammich

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
05/01/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 0

heck, right now - with change to spare... Seattle metro market is crazy bonkers in the last couple months after Canada limited foreign money for residential properties....

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
05/01/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 0

I am irked by the shingles on the dormers, and the general PNW pseudo-craftsman aesthetic (although this one has it pretty light). Too big, built to a price.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
05/01/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

Yep, doing myself a concern friend-o but at least I will be able to go on vacation, restore my Land Rover, further modify my FoST, and do fun stuff with mah doggos.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
05/01/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 0

If it was in Seattle, it would have gone for a million dollars. Or more, depending on the lot.

Kinja'd!!! "AM3R, lost another burner" (am3r17)
05/01/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0

I don’t even live in a big city. I live in the suburbs of northern VA about 20 minutes from D.C.