FBI Translator Travels to Syria to Marry Mustang Driver/ISIS Member

Kinja'd!!! by "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
Published 05/01/2017 at 16:28

Tags: Ford Mustang ; Ford ; Mustang ; ISIS
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And people say women aren’t attracted to Mustang drivers... Story here .


Replies (10)

Kinja'd!!! "SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
05/01/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 1

Proof that Mustang drivers are a menace.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
05/01/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 0

I was just reading that. What a stupid, stupid, idiotic lady.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/01/2017 at 16:39, STARS: 2

Or proof that Mustang drivers can make a good girl go bad.

Like really bad.

Like joining ISIS bad.

Assuming that FBI translators start as good.

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
05/01/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 0

Lel, that’s a former gangster rapper named Deso Dogg who joined daesh in 2013. He’s rumored to have been killed last year but apparently he is still alive somehow.

Either way a miserable bitch.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/01/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 1

Miserable because that’s a V6 Mustang?

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/01/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 1

Wow, what is it with FBI translators and Mustang drivers anyway?

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
05/01/2017 at 16:52, STARS: 2

Yep. Allah hates those even more. That’s gonna cost him AT least 15-25 virgins.

Kinja'd!!! "nermal" (nermal)
05/01/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 5

It’s not too late to send them a wedding gift....

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Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
05/01/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 0

Anybody that has the qualifications to work as an FBI translator and does so is neutral evil at best I would say. Either that or they are the clueless, over trusting type.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/01/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0

Why would you leave the doors open?