by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 05/01/2017 at 16:08
by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 05/01/2017 at 16:08
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Are you a preppy-ass white person who likes to have sex in cars, without birth control? Well then, have we got just the vehicle for you!
UPDATE: I’m impressed with how many of you have taken this post completely literally.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/01/2017 at 16:13, STARS: 4
We appear to differ on this one... http://oppositelock.kinja.com/oh-my-lord-this-new-atlas-commercial-1794281364
"Tripper" (tripe46)
05/01/2017 at 16:14, STARS: 1
I thought it was funny. What a light-hearted commercial to hate so much. Don’t make me get out the WB Certificate.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/01/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 7
I love a good fucking commercial.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/01/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 1
The concept itself could work, but they did it in such a pretentious twee hipster white person way that I want to punch the entire family, the people who made the ad, and several VW Atlases like in the Street Fighter II bonus round.
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
05/01/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 3
Such a great opportunity for a Mallrats reference
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/01/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 1
I don’t hate it SO much. I used the word “fucking” in the title several times because it’s a commercial about fucking.
"facw" (facw)
05/01/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 1
Well if they went that way, they wouldn’t have kept needing bigger cars.
"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
05/01/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 5
were you violated by a Volkswagen at an early age or something? it funny, lighten up
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/01/2017 at 16:22, STARS: 0
You’re missing the joke.
Commercial about fucking = say fuck a lot when talking about the commercial
"Dru" (therealkennyd)
05/01/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 5
VW: We know your pullout game is weak in all facets of life, so here’s a bigger car with park assist for your sloppy, horny ass.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/01/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 0
I can’t decide which is worse: preppy, ass, or white.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
05/01/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 4
It wasn’t the use of “fucking”, it was the...
“Are you a preppy-ass white person who likes to have sex in cars, without birth control? Well then, have we got just the vehicle for you!”
You’d have to be sooo salty to get
that,
out of that commercial.
"Sovande" (sovande)
05/01/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 1
Change the channel.
"Probenja" (probenja)
05/01/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 1
I liked the ad, although was triggered when seeing the same Jetta in the dealer throughout the years, does VW thinks it looks like something that came out in the early 00's? Or they couldn’t find any VW from that era in a decent shape?
"vicali" (vicali)
05/01/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 1
Goddamn. This is one wacky game show.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/01/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0
And yet that is literally exactly what is depicted in the commercial.
This is an intentionally ridiculous post. It’s not meant to be taken seriously.
"Laurence" (mrlaurence)
05/01/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 2
From the YouTube comments of that video:
I’m 14, fucktard go on some where you fucking living 12 year old tumor, hate stupid fuckin idiots like you, you make me sick, I would fucking wring your neck like a chicken and fuckin spit on your face out of disgrace, I’m gonna need some one to talk to about you fuck tards and how to get these fuckin tumors off the internet, people like you are every where, go get a fuckin life you peice of shit, your a waste of fucking life. I hate God now due to him letting fuckers like you live... someone is dying right now and is a good person, but here you are in the internet being fucking stupid wasting your fucking life being a fuckin ediot, I have a few more words... FUCK OFF... if you are still reading this you are living a dad life, it’s to late.
Is this a copypasta? Because if it isn’t, it really should be...
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/01/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 3
RIP JKM
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/01/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 0
I think OppositeLock: The Video Game™ would just be the SFII bonus round with an endless supply of car models.
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
05/01/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0
My first thought was the fact they used white people, if it had been any other color then the race card would have them drowning in hate mail and vicious twitter replies.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/01/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 0
If they were Danes the would have certainly received hate mail
"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
05/01/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 0
Now that I think about it, they would have gotten hate mail if they’d used a Southerner ,Canadian, or any other couple other than a generic white couple. Then again they might be getting hate mail for the commercial anyway that we just haven’t heard about.
"Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
05/01/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 0
Would that make them Great Danes?
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
05/01/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 2
Every time I see this commercial I just want to get a vasectomy.
"Nerd-Vol" (Nerd-Vol)
05/01/2017 at 17:41, STARS: 0
I liked the commercial the first 100 times I saw it. Now I’m tired of it.
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
05/01/2017 at 17:51, STARS: 0
I wonder how good the Passat would be for....wait, what?
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/01/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0
“Well then, have we got just the vehicles for you!”
FTFY
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/01/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 0
The “no birth control” thing is a good point
"Tripper" (tripe46)
05/01/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 0
Who says they weren’t trying for kids and just like to bang out in the car?
"scoob" (scoobsti)
05/01/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 1
Hey, you know what?
I’m 14, fucktard go on some where you fucking living 12 year old tumor, hate stupid fuckin idiots like you, you make me sick, I would fucking wring your neck like a chicken and fuckin spit on your face out of disgrace, I’m gonna need some one to talk to about you fuck tards and how to get these fuckin tumors off the internet, people like you are every where, go get a fuckin life you peice of shit, your a waste of fucking life. I hate God now due to him letting fuckers like you live... someone is dying right now and is a good person, but here you are in the internet being fucking stupid wasting your fucking life being a fuckin ediot, I have a few more words... FUCK OFF... if you are still reading this you are living a dad life, it’s to late.
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
05/02/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 0
i was also fucked by vw. former 98 jetta owner
"TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
05/02/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0
I just want to know where they dug up a MK4 looking that clean.