by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 05/01/2017 at 12:05
by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 05/01/2017 at 12:05
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STARS: 0
Fuck, Marry, Kill. Jeeps crica 2007.
Commander:
Patriot:
Liberty:
"awmaster10" (awmaster10)
05/01/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 2
Fuck: Commander
Marry: Liberty
Kill: Patriot
I hate them all besides the commander, which is a heap reliability wise.
"bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
05/01/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 2
Fuck the Liberty if it’s a CRD, otherwise kill.
Kill the Commander.
Kill the Patriot.
"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
05/01/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 5
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/01/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0
F: Compass, but a manual FWD.
M: Fommander(that was a typo but I think it works)
K: the liberty, it’s probably all ready rusted away anyway.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/01/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 0
Fuck the Commander (men in uniform r hot)
Marry the Liberty
Kill the Patriot
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/01/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 6
Use the Commander to push the Patriot and Liberty off of a 5,000 foot high cliff, then trade in the Commander to get rid of the evidence.
"duurtlang" (duurtlang)
05/01/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 1
Fuck that, kill them all.
"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
05/01/2017 at 12:15, STARS: 1
Kill them all. With fire.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/01/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 0
Trust me the CRD Liberty isn’t better than the gas one. It’s worse.
Back in the day my parents thought about buying a diesel Liberty, but bought a 4 banger Escape instead because the Jeep felt too slow. I’ve also driven one it wasn’t an enjoyable experience
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
05/01/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 1
I hate these “no choice is good” “would you rather” games.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/01/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 3
Oh hey that’s where I live
"RT" (rt-p)
05/01/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 1
Drive Land Rovers instead, kill those Jeeps.
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
05/01/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0
Fuck Liberty
Marry Commander
Kill that Abomination
"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
05/01/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 0
Fuck Liberty
Marry Commander
Burn the Patriot
"jasmits" (jasmits)
05/01/2017 at 12:25, STARS: 1
I think you forgot a model, it starts with W and ends with rangler.
You also forgot another that starts with Grand and ends with Cherokee.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
05/01/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 3
I left those out on purpose, they would have made it too easy.
"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
05/01/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 2
They would have made it answerable.
"and 100 more" (nth256)
05/01/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 1
Fuck the Liberty - beat the shit out of it offroad and leave it once we’ve exhausted the suspension’s capacity to hold the vehicle up. Shouldn’t take long.
Marry the Patriot - speaking from experience, it’s a cockroach... a relatively roomy wagon that gets decent mileage and will run (poorly) forever.
Kill the Commander - can’t drive more than fifteen feet from a gas station, and its no more reliable than anything else Jeep made at the time.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/01/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0
Fuck: Commander
Kill: Compass
Kill: Liberty
did i do it right?
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
05/01/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 0
Burn them all to the ground and tap dance on their ashes.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/02/2017 at 07:00, STARS: 0
kill ‘em all