I know what you're thinking:

Kinja'd!!! by "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
Published 05/01/2017 at 11:30

Tags: Sky Dongs ; Rocket ; Space ; Not NASA ; LEGO ; LEGO Space
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Kinja'd!!!

“ Those have got to be the biggest f_____g d___s I’ve ever seen. ”

To that, I say: “Well they ain’t big enough.”

In reality, though, I’m more bummed that I can’t make a better rocket engine. I’ve tried using wheels on the central stage but they collide and it’s not like I can establish a connection to put the smaller nozzles in. I want the greebling but can’t make it happen.

Whatever. Those d___s are big because we’re gonna ____ Enceladus.


Replies (4)

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
05/01/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

wheels on a rocket? Tell me more...

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/01/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 1

The official answer:

Kinja'd!!!

Link since Kinja will shrink this image

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
05/01/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 0

It’s greebling. If you look at pictures of the City/Creator-size wheels on Brickset, you would see that they have these shapes and knurls and all that, and you can use it to add in mechanical detail and feel to a build. It isn’t used to roll the rocket along.

(These are the times when I hate replying on mobile.) 

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
05/01/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 1

Not my scale, really. Not even close. The one I’m building is more like this:

https://brickset.com/sets/7468-1/Saturn-V-Moon-Mission

(Also, that’s the biggest d__ I’ll ever want to have and own. And at about Php7000-10000 it’s quite cheap considering how massive it is and the caliber of the product.)