That's Craigslist levels of inventive. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 05/01/2017 at 09:31

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A coworker texted me this photo of an X-Type that she saw. She’s a good coworker and she should feel good.

Enhance

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If I were giving them the benefit of the doubt, I’d say that they wrote 104,000, realized it looked like 154,000 and rewrote it. But I don’t believe that there’s a single X-Type in existence with just 104,000 miles on it, so obviously the only way to read this is:

104,000 miles

[+]

104,000 miles

[=208,000 miles]


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/01/2017 at 09:38, STARS: 1

Also, how can the letters be so sloppy, but the number be so elegant?

Kinja'd!!! "V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon)
05/01/2017 at 09:41, STARS: 2

It’s spelled “Exallent.” I had to look 5 times....

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/01/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 5

my handwriting is bordering on hieroglyphics

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/01/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 1

Hahaha, oh god, I missed that completely.

Kinja'd!!! "Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
05/01/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 6

154,000 mikes

104,000 miles

That’s roughly 1.48 mikes/mile. Pretty good for this era.

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
05/01/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 0

WOW!

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/01/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 4

It could be true. I mean if anything I find a low mileage one more believable than a high mileage one.

And hey the Queen’s only had 7,600 miles on it when she sold it last year:

http://www.carscoops.com/2016/02/queen-elizabeth-owned-jaguar-x-type.html

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/01/2017 at 10:22, STARS: 13

BRG Jagon? Her majesty is jalop af

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/01/2017 at 10:26, STARS: 0

“04" —Abraham Lincoln

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
05/01/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0

Same

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/01/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 0

At first I was thinking maybe it has 154,000 in the chassis and only 104,000 on the engine.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/01/2017 at 11:18, STARS: 1

That’s a good point I mean yeah they’re 15 years old now, but how much of that time did the owners spend in a dealer loaner, or rental car.

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
05/02/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 0

I think that’s actually an E — compare it to the second E. But they clearly forgot the C.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
05/02/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0

Not that much, as these were basically the Jaguar version of a Ford Mondeo. The V6 engines in these are a Mazda GY, even down to the VVT system. The Ford Mondeo came with these as well, but Ford brands them “Duratec”. The Jaguar variant gets even better machined/forged internals than either of these.

In reality, the X-type with a V6 will run almost forever with reasonable care. I’ve seen good running examples with well over 200k miles.

Kinja'd!!! "V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon)
05/02/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 0

Looking again it appears you are correct. Still....they get a D-minus in spelling.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/02/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

It’s not the engines that plague them, every one I’ve seems had had various small electrical gremlins, and the interiors tend to fall apart. I don’t doubt the engine tho

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
05/02/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1

Hey, I wanted to write that

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
05/02/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 0

Also, weird choice to put “quotes” around 04 - is it an ‘04?

“Excellent” condition

“One” owner

A/C “just needs a recharge”

Kinja'd!!! "Stephen" (jaguar2)
05/03/2017 at 03:40, STARS: 0

My 52 plate 2.1 v6 sport jaguar x-type has done less than 80,000 miles