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Kinja'd!!! by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 04/30/2017 at 23:10

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STARS: 5


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EDIT: BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!!!

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There are no words. Seven grand? Holy fuck I can’t breathe

EDIT 2: Found the CL ad

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Price dropped from $7k to $2300

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Looks like he smoothed out the hood scoop bondo lol

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Honestly with a little tweaking it could almost be amusing but... no. Just no.


Replies (34)

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/30/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0

If it was an SVT contour it might actually be faster than a mustang from the same year.

WAT is that a Buick?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/30/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0

Classy

Kinja'd!!! "Brickman" (legomaniacman)
04/30/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

Looks legit

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/30/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 0

2000-2005 LeSabre with a turbo and some very, very questionable styling decisions. Probably quicker than a stock contemporary mustang, though. Would be much, much cooler as a sleeper.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/30/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 1

The Murdersofa is evolving...

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/30/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 3

This so easily could’ve been you.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
04/30/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 0

Me too, way too awesome!

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
04/30/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 9

“Comes with animal noises”

I’m trying to cut back on my cursing, but what the fuck does that mean?

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/30/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0

kill it

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/30/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 2

I... I’ve got nothing man.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/30/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 2

hot-air turbo with no intercooler on a high-compression L36 seems like a bad idea.

It would be cool if it was a sleeper though.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/30/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 2

Trade him a sandwich with a red bull and just keep the engine.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/30/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 0

+1 for roadkill & bernie2016 stickers

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/30/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 1

Oh yeah, it’s a terrible idea.

I love sleepers, but this is a ticking time-bomb.

Kinja'd!!! "boxrocket" (boxrocket)
04/30/2017 at 23:34, STARS: 0

Rodent infestation? Or goofy novelty horn?

Kinja'd!!! "boxrocket" (boxrocket)
04/30/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0

I mean, I like it better than a modern Regal GS, but still wouldn’t touch with a 10ft pole.

On second thought, no. Kill it with fire.

Kinja'd!!! "Nobi" (nobi)
04/30/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1

Maybe it’s the transmission whining like a pissed off alley cat.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/30/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 1

Unless that tune is pulling ALL of the timing then the engine is probably fukt. L36s have enough of an issue with knock when naturally aspirated. Throwing boost without an intercooler at an L36 is a recipe for ringlands to go byebye.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/30/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 2

Yeah... those engines have enough ping issues naturally aspirated. Can it be done? sure. I’ve done turbo L36 builds. But you have to have meth injection and a shitton of intercooling to make it work.

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
04/30/2017 at 23:46, STARS: 0

So, it’ll try and kill spectators outside of cars and coffee at 15 under the speed limit with the left blinker on??

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
04/30/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0

Wow

Kinja'd!!! "deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
05/01/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0

I’ve worked on quite a few top swaps. It’s all about careful tuning. I can’t count how many people get their own tuner and just are not careful with the timing and fueling adjustments, “lete try this, that....” oops I chipped a piston when I dropped 5 pulley sizes !!!

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/01/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0

damn

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/01/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 1

Yeah, but this isn’t a top swap it’s just an L36 with a turbo thrown on with no intercooler. They don’t like that. Predet is a bitch on these things.

Kinja'd!!! "QCGoose" (chrismcfate)
05/01/2017 at 02:00, STARS: 1

Yeah, this is my local craigslist and I’ve seen it posted a few times now.

I’ve been tempted to send it to GraveRobber for NPoCP just for shits and giggles lol.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/01/2017 at 02:47, STARS: 1

This is the car that the facelifted S550 reminded me of, no joke. Something about the relationship of the lights to grille.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/01/2017 at 03:07, STARS: 1

Plot twist-it runs 8 second quarter miles.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/01/2017 at 03:13, STARS: 0

I owned one of these and I always thought it looked like a very softened, diluted four-door muscle car.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/01/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

aka the original Murdersofa

Kinja'd!!! "deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
05/01/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 0

Yes but it’s not very different from a top swap. It can still be handled. Sure the hot air and detonation will be issues, but it can still be tuned properly even without an IC. It would take a lot of time to get the tune correct and safe though, and I have serious doubts that kind of effort was put into this build, so no doubt THIS car will have a melted piston soon if it doesn’t already have a few chips missing.

What amazes me about the L36/L67s is how long they will keep running (sometimes quite well) with a chunk missing out of the side of a piston! (How long ago was it you removed that squished spark plug? 2 years? - yes I’ve had that conversation with someone!)

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/01/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 0

Yeah we finally got a camera inside that car. Chunk of ringland is missing and it still more-or-less fires on all 6 and runs.

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Kinja'd!!! "deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
05/01/2017 at 13:44, STARS: 0

Oh is that what happened to the murdersofa? I don’t remember hearing about it.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/01/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0

No that’s my buddys bonneville, the one with the squished spark plug. The Murdersofa is still kicking.

Kinja'd!!! "deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
05/01/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 1

Did you put a turbo in it and mustang badges? Wait a second, I think I’ve figured out what’s going on in this CL ad!