by "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
Published 04/30/2017 at 23:04
by "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
Published 04/30/2017 at 23:04
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STARS: 5
Hahahaha, legitimately one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I’m going to sum it up in a gif and 2 videos.
For physics, cars, and human emotion:
For CGI:
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and for scenes that just become comically bad as they go along (good for Blues Brothers, bad for F8):
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I expected an enjoyable mess, it was just a mess.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
04/30/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 0
Was there SPOON engines?
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/30/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 1
No, just FCA products falling from the sky.
"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
04/30/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0
As something that might’ve been an A-Team movie, it was okay. I kept thinking though, weren’t these guys just a bunch of street racers not that long ago? I started to miss the first 3 F&F movies ...
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
04/30/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 1
Tokyo Drift 2 or gtfo.
I’m trying to think of any other non straight to DVD movie sagas that have gotten to this many, while still being more or less part of a large arc and not just random adventures in the same world
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/30/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 1
They gave all the emotional scenes to an actor who is incapable of showing any emotion.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/30/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 10
Consistent with the downward spiral that is FCA
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/30/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 3
Tokyo drift 2 would be great as long as this obnoxious douchebag of a hilbilly bumblefuck isn’t in it
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/30/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 2
Way back when the first one made it to cable, I couldn’t even get through that one. Haven’t watched one since.
"ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy" (ktfright)
04/30/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 1
Somebody has never seen Tommy Wiseau’s ‘The Room”
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/30/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0
First one is great by comparison.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/30/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0
Wow, that must have been one hellacious shit-show.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/30/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 1
I didn’t say it was THE worst movie, but it’s among them. ( Epic Movie is still the worst thing I’ve ever seen by a long shot)
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/30/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 2
Grandma’s Boy is also awful. American Pie 2 was bad, American Wedding even worse. Remake of Red Riding Hood, The Purge, that movie where children think they’re in a space academy, but they find out their simulation was fake and they killed millions of aliens... I think Harrison Ford was the “bad” guy?
"CTSenVy" (CTSenVy)
04/30/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 1
Their only real saving grace is that they give the CinemaSins guys material to work with.
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/30/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 1
I’m with you. I can’t stand the FF movies and I like cars.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/30/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 1
Enders Game? I liked the books but never saw the movie because it looked bad (and Orson Scott Card turned out to be a homophobic asshole).
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
04/30/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 2
Agreed, and also keep The Rock out. Every time I read an article proclaiming him as a modern day action hero akin to Sigourney Weaver, Arnold, Bruce Willis, etc. I vomit a little.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/01/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 1
My girlfriend utterly hated Tokyo Drift. She spent the whole movie hoping the main character would die and get replaced by Han.
..oops.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/01/2017 at 00:06, STARS: 1
*replaced by Lil Bow Wow
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
05/01/2017 at 01:06, STARS: 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sgPk0DE8HE
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/01/2017 at 01:19, STARS: 1
I feel bad dissing Dwayne because by all accounts he’s pretty much the nicest guy in the world, and I kinda like the way he’s worked to put his WWE persona behind him and be a straight up actor. Also (and I realize this is a low bar to clear) I will say he’s the best actor to come out of pro wrestling since Andre the Giant. But he’s certainly no Bruce, and it seems like lately he’s been more a characature of himself than anything.
Also either he’s juicing or I’m tripping.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/01/2017 at 01:20, STARS: 0
Manos: The Hands of Fate
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/01/2017 at 01:28, STARS: 1
He definitely seems like a nice guy. I can’t even pinpoint what it is exactly, but I just can’t stand him as an actor...
And yeah, he’s had dramatic physique changes in short periods of time, going back and forth between blubbery, normalish and massive vascular man/beast. There could be some prohibited substances involved...
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
05/01/2017 at 06:18, STARS: 0
I actually liked the Enders Game movie.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
05/01/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 0
MST3K level bad has a redeeming quality. Because MST3K
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/01/2017 at 09:48, STARS: 1
I never said anything about watching the MST3K version of it.
"StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8" (stndibnz1)
05/01/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 2
As an engineer, I laughed soooooooooo hard at so many of those scenes. It was still fun, but man was it funny bad.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
05/01/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 0
I really don’t get all of the hate comments around here. Would I like the movie to be more in the style of the first one? Yea, sure. But where they’re at now is dumb fun with a lot of cars thrown in. I’ll happily spend $12 for entertainment.
But I guess its probably awkward to get a seat in a theater with a high horse.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
05/01/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 1
It was a mess, not only was the action silly/stupid but the plot and tone were so inconsistent that it made it hard to watch. The first half was legitimately bad, the second half was tolerable.
"Milky" (jordanmielke)
05/01/2017 at 13:49, STARS: 1
You would have enjoyed your 2 hours if you didn’t look for a “plot” and laughed along with the silly/stupid action scenes.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
05/01/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 0
I did laugh, a lot. But the “emotional” murder of a character didn’t have much impact when stupid shit is happening 15 seconds beforehand.
"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
05/02/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 1
Yeah, I was disappointed. I really wanted to like it buuuuut, I just can’t do it.