FMK.

by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 04/29/2017 at 14:52

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STARS: 2

Fuck, Marry, Kill. FWD convertibles.

Chrysler 200:

Buick Cascada:

Volkswagen Beetle:

Replies (21)

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
04/29/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 2

Fuck Beetle, marry Cascada, kill 200.

"bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
04/29/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 0

Fuck the Beetle (ooh, R-Line, too), then kill it.

Kill the others.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/29/2017 at 15:01, STARS: 7

Kill the 200

Fuck the Opel

Kill the 200 again

Marry the VW - I can get a stick right? ?

Kill the 200 a 3rd time

"EL_ULY" (uly)
04/29/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 7

Affaire with C70 T5

"Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
04/29/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 0

Fuck Beetle

Mary Buick

Kill the Sebring

"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
04/29/2017 at 15:08, STARS: 8

Instructions unclear

"Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
04/29/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 0

DD Beetle, track Cascada, burn 200.

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
04/29/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 0

Fuck retro Golf

Marry Astra with a can opener taken to the roof

Kill slightly less shit Sebring

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/29/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 3

Is staying single an option?

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
04/29/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 2

this must be what dating as an adult feels like.

"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/29/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 1

You are making these harder and harder.

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
04/29/2017 at 16:09, STARS: 0

Kill 200, fuck cascada, marry VW.

Marrying a VW seems bad until compared to an FCA and GM Europe orphan.

"IAN_Z" (theonline)
04/29/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 0

Fuck the Cascada

Marry the Beetle

Kill the 200

"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
04/29/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0

Ignore all, buy a Camry Solara to enjoy having something that is at least built properly and won’t go wrong.

"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/29/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 1

I don’t want to marry any of them, but the 200 is going six feet under. (I actually kinda like that new Buick... >Gasp< am I old now?)

"Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
04/29/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 0

Marry the Chrysler 200, because it’s the only one with an available 6 cylinder.

Fuck the Cascada because it would probably be a lot of fun...once.

Kill the backwards, wrong engined wrong wheel drive, Hitler Porsche.

"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
04/29/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 1

Good lord no. None of them. Not even to kill one, that’d mean having something to do with any of those vehicles which is just. Just no.

"osucycler" (osucycler)
04/29/2017 at 18:45, STARS: 0

Kill. Kill. Kill!

Hardtops for life!

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
04/29/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 1

Swallow a shotgun.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/29/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 1

Wait till tomorrow.

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/30/2017 at 05:19, STARS: 0

Kill the VW

Kill the 200

marry the Holden/Vauxhall/Opel/Buick