FMK.

by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 04/28/2017 at 13:02

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Fuck, Marry, Kill. Daimler Chrysler era AMG SUV’s.

R63 AMG:

ML55 AMG:

G55 AMG:

Replies (14)

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/28/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 14

F the G

M the R

K the M

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
04/28/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 7

Marry the G55, fuck the R63, kill the ML...I had an ML350 and ‘more horsepower’ wasn’t the answer for what was wrong with it.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/28/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 0

Marry the R because 63>55 and unicorn. F the ML55 because at least it was designed in the 20th century. Kill the G wagen.

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/28/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 0

Fuck/marry the G55, kill the others

"Tripper" (tripe46)
04/28/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0

Marry the G

Fuck the R class

Kill the baby shoe

"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist)
04/28/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 2

This is correct.

"4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
04/28/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 2

I know we’re car enthusiasts, but I’m struggling to think of what drawn analogy ‘fucking’ a car is. DD = Marry, Track = Fuck(?), Burn = Kill? At least I hope it’s an analogy. I mean technically I stick my penis into all of the cars I’ve driven, even some I haven’t, but it’s always accompanied by the rest of my body and occasionally some clothing.

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
04/28/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 0

Kill ‘em all. The R is a piece of shit, the ML is a piece of shit, and G is a husk of its former self.

"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
04/28/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 0

DD R63

Track G-wagon

Burn ML

"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
04/28/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 0

On my Facebook group we used to have a feature called, “Buy, Drive, Burn,” that’s the easiest way I could transfer it to car terms.

"4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
04/28/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 0

Are buying and driving not synonymous? Genuine question, I wouldn’t buy a car just to own it not plan to drive it. Or do you mean your smart money would be on X, but you’d rather drive Y?

"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
04/28/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0

Driving = Like a long test drive

"4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet)
04/28/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0

Gotcha

"QCGoose" (chrismcfate)
04/28/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0

My choices as well.